Most people you talk to do not know about Bible Zombies. Bible Zombies are something the Christian clergy would much rather forget about! However, as Deists who are trying to free people from the mind numbing grip of the “revealed” religions, the Bible Zombies are a very powerful and thought provoking tool. This is because belief in zombies violates our innate God-given reason to the core! Learning about the Bible Zombies often shocks Christians out of their “revealed” religious stupor and on to Deism, peace of mind and progress!
The Bible promotes this unreasonable/ungodly claim of zombies at Matthew 27:52-53. As this Bible story goes, when Jesus died on the cross sometime on a Friday (the gospels don’t even agree on what time Jesus was allegedly crucified), in the cemeteries in and around Jerusalem “the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, and came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.” So, based on this Bible passage, the graves opened and the zombies either just laid in their graves or sat or stood up in their graves sometime on a Friday. They hung out at their graves until Sunday morning when Jesus allegedly had his resurrection, at which time they climbed out of their graves and walked into Jerusalem (the holy city) and “appeared unto many.” In order to believe this Bible lie you must completely shut down your gift from God of innate reason!
Please share this Bible story with family and friends and post it all over the Internet! The more people learn of this foolish Bible story the more Deists we will have! Also, please share the below Bible Zombie cartoon far and wide!
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