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Great taste, less filling

Great taste, less filling!

"Great taste, less filling" is the mantra for those who advocate for swallowing semen. Nevertheless, it's like talking, chewing gum and drinking water at the same time. For many people, it ain’t happening!

Before you Oooo, aahhh, uugh and say how disguising it sounds, let's take a look at what semen is. It's a natural source of proteins, vitamins, minerals, natural sugars and nutrients. Healthy semen, mostly fructose (sugar) and proteins, doesn't contain any harmful chemicals. Besides, if it's mild enough for a vagina, it can't be any harsher on the mouth or throat. According to a report on MSNBC, swallowing semen has been known tolower blood pressure, enhance moods, boost the immune system, and lessen acne symptoms. Some people even regard swallowing sperm as a spiritual, cultural and social “norm”. Not too mention, by swallowing can create an awesome visual effect that will blow your Beloved mind. So, with all the great benefits of semen, how could one pass up on an opportunity to indulge on one of natures great wonders?

Yet, after explaining what it is and its benefits, your partner may still resist. Well, I'll let you guys in on a little secret. Most people don't like the taste. So in order to get your partner to try it, you may have to sweeten the deal a little! Entice your partner to partake of your manhood nectar, after you've eaten naturally sweetened fruits like pineapple, mango, strawberries, kiwi, etc. You can blend these fruits into a nice delightful smoothie and drink it about an hour before the ultimate blow job “BJ”, that should do the trick! Your partner will notice and appreciate the change in the taste of your manhood and perhaps suck on your penis like they're sucking a delicious juice though a straw. Also, eating such mouthwatering fruits will not only make your semen taste a little sweeter but give you a boost of vitamin C and other nutrients as well.

If you're a drinker or smoker, you might want to cut back on the booze and lighten up on the smoking; these things will make you taste bitter. Also, acidic foods like broccoli, asparagus, an etc. will leave a bitter taste in your partner's month. While this is no excuse to skip out on your daily serving of vegetables, but if you're looking for a little head this evening then you might forgo the extra serving of vegetables at dinner. If you want your partner to go down and enjoy, it's a pretty simple equation: 2 much acidity+ 2 much substance use +bitter semen = no blow job 4 you! You do the math! Hint, hint!

They still won't swallow...
Okay! So, you've eaten the fruit, cut back the drinks and smoking and you partner still not having it. Well, it's time to be creative and work together to "come up" (pun intended) with some alternative yet visually stimulating ways for your partner to be gradually comfortable with the notion of swallowing, like asking to cum on their hand, breast, chest, chin, lips, etc. Another alternative to swallowing yet visually stimulating exercise is catching semen in the month and then discreetly spiting it out into a small towel or letting it trickle down the sides of the mouth. Having breath mints handy and popping one in the mouth immediately afterwards will help with the taste as well.

A side note for Everyone: When giving your Beloved a blow job (BJ), never gag or say “ugh” when the semen is in your mouth. Try to be as considerate as possible, however if it’s just that unbearable excuse yourself from the situation and spit it out in another room.

For the ladies, you wouldn't want him doing the same to you if he got a taste of your less than tasty vaginal fluids. Alright fellas, you can stop applauding now! If you think it's too much of a hassle to go through then consider this, if you won’t swallow it then what makes you think she wants too!

At the end of the day and before you pour out all your liquor, quit smoking and run out to Wal-Mart to purchase the #1 Smoothie machine, remember that the most important thing for success is communication. Talk with your mate or partner regarding their apprehension regarding swallowing. Develop a "BJ" agreement, written or orally, detailing the mutual do's and don’ts. Make it something that both of you are comfortable with. And, never force your partner to swallow or not follow the "BJ" agreement, as this can potentially create a problem not just your sex life but with the relationship as well.

Keep in mind that a BJ can add a lot of spice to an otherwise boring sex life. But, more importantly than swallowing, is the enthusiasms and enjoyment you put into blowing your partner's mind. Truly, that's what makes the difference between a good and great blow job! To swallow or not to swallow is the question. The answer…is totally up to you both!

Finally guys don’t get too offended if your partner won’t swallow your semen! Lead by example and show them how harmless it is and taste a nice BIG ole teaspoon of your own semen. Everybody say aaahh!


DISCLAIMER: By no means am I promoting giving head to any and everybody! Blow jobs are just an “extra” tool in your lover’s repertoire that you can pull out to “WOW” and share with that very special someone! And even if you’re in a committed relationship, make sure that you know your partner’s HIV and STI status! This will help to keep both of you safer and lower your risk for HIV and other STIs.


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