The Golden Globe winners 2014 have just been announced!
If you missed any of the three-hour snoozefest that was the Golden Globes 2014, congratulations! You probably have a life, and that's fantastic. We, on the other hand, did watch. We watched so you didn't have to, because we care. Co-hosts Tina and Amy were funny, mostly, but even the levity they brought couldn't help the pace of the show much. And what was with every other winner being seated at the furthest possible point in the back of the ballroom? Fact: Roughly 37 minutes of the three-hour program was devoted to watching celebrities walk to the stage. (Confession: The previous fact was not a fact. It might have been. We don't know. Someone figure it out and please get back to us.)
We digress. Below, we provide you with a list of the 71st annual Golden Globe winners so you sound intelligent while making small talk with your movie buff and TV junkie friends at the office tomorrow. (Also, check out the top five moments in an interview with show hosts and funny ladies Tina Fey and Amy Poehler before Sunday's event.)
Golden Globes 2014: Complete Winner's List
The 71st Annual Golden Globes, presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press with awards voted on by its members, aired Jan. 12 on CBS, live from the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills. Here, find out which of your favorite movies, TV shows and actors took home honors during this year's award show:
Best supporting actress motion picture, comedy or musical – Jennifer Lawrence, "American Hustle"
Best supporting actress series, miniseries or TV movie - Jacqueline Bisset, "Dancing on the Edge"
Best series, miniseries or TV movie – "Behind the Candelabra"
Best actress miniseries or TV movie – Elisabeth Moss, "Top of the Lake"
Best actor TV series, drama - Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"
Best TV series, drama - "Breaking Bad"
Best score, original motion picture –Alex Ebert, "All is Lost"
Best original song, motion picture - "Ordinary Love" by Bono, from "Mandela"
Best supporting actor, TV series, miniseries or TV movie - Jon Voight, "Ray Donovan"
Best actress motion picture, comedy or musical - Amy Adams, "American Hustle"
Best actress TV series, drama – Robin Wright, "House of Cards"
Best supporting actor motion picture drama - Jared Leto, "Dallas Buyers Club"
Best screenplay, motion picture – Spike Jonze, "Her"
Best actor, TV series comedy or musical – Andy Samberg, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
Best foreign language film - "The Great Beauty," Italy
Best actor in a miniseries or TV movie – Michael Douglas, "Behind the Candelabra"
Best animated feature film - "Frozen"
Best actress TV series, comedy – Amy Poehler, "Parks and Recreation"
Cecil B. DeMille award - Woody Allen (accepted by Diane Keaton)
Best director, motion picture – Alfonso Cuarón, "Gravity"
Best TV series, comedy or musical - "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
Best actor motion picture, comedy or musical – Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Best motion picture, comedy or musical – "American Hustle"
Best actress, motion picture, drama – Cate Blanchett, "Blue Jasmine"
Best actor motion picture, drama – Matthew McConaughey, "Dallas Buyers Club"
Best motion picture, drama – "12 Years a Slave"
For more on the Golden Globes 2014, including a full list of nominees and winners in all categories, click here to visit the official site!