How long does it take to get over a break-up? Generally speaking, you should allot half the amount of time you dated to complete the mourning process after a break-up. Figure 6 months of sadness for one year of dating – ugh!
The good news is there’s help – in the form of Tara’s Break-Up Kit! Channel your sorrow and make your grief brief with a few key items from Tara’s Break-Up Kit:
• “run loser run” T-shirt – a “good riddance” message for the recently departed
• Handmade voodoo doll made partially from Eddie Bauer and John Varvatos men’s shirts. Comes with stick pin. Suggestion: sew on something of your ex’s!
• Ice cream scoop – very necessary item
• The Break-Up Journal – record your concerns and excitements or write a “wish list” description of your ideal mate!
• Instructions on how to safely burn the stuff your ex left behind
You can also purchase Mini Break-Up Kits from Tara, which include some of the items above.
All kits are packaged in recycled kraft gift boxes and tissue paper.
Get over your break-up fast! Treat yourself or give one to a friend in need. Bye, bye heartbreak! Tara’s Break-Up Kit is here!
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