There is nothing like an epic breakup letter to ruin your life. Just ask Jason Stonebraker of Bowling Green, Kentucky.
On February 24th, his life came literally came crashing down when his now ex-girlfriend left him an earth-shattering, ball-busting breakup letter that couldn’t be more perfect.
Check out the letter below. It’s a bit long, but TOTALLY worth the read:
Dirty laundry time! I don’t usually share drama on social media, but I need to bring this to the world’s attention. I know you’ve seen a lot of activity from me lately flaunting my adorable relationship with the boyfriend, Jason Stonebraker. While these things truly happened, I was not honest with you about my true feelings. These posts were part of a plan to end my relationship. Let me tell you why.
I recently found out my wonderful, committed boyfriend (with whom I currently live) has been cheating on me with at least five women. They range in age and appearance and are, I’m sure, just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll choose to take the high road here and not divulge their names. It all started when I stumbled upon his phone and found some very incriminating texts and pictures. For the record, I am no snooper. It’s just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he’d been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn’t either.
But sure enough, I struck infidelity gold and discovered what a twisted psychopath he really is.
The fun part of the story is that when he left for work this morning, I kissed him goodbye and asked what he’d like for dinner tonight. Tonight when he gets home, however, he will find an empty apartment and this letter:
I truly want to find this woman and give her a hug. I think we’ve all dealt with our own “Jason,” and anyone that has will appreciate this all the more.
Since this letter was left for Jason in his now empty apartment and on Facebook (though it was later removed) Jason has resigned from his job and is most likely back living with his parents.
Failure To Launch on crack! Where is Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?!
Bravo, to whoever this woman is. For real. I only wish I had been so clever!