Ginger Kid in The Video Below: "Gingers do have souls!" Believe it...or not!
Ah, yes: Ginger Kids. We remember them fondly from one of the better episodes of "South Park", where Cartman waged a one-man war on ginger kids everywhere (while dressed like Adolph Hitler, naturally). The episode has been blamed for numerous attacks on ginger kids all over the world, with some even claiming that "ginger kids have no souls". In the video below, one young ginger kid responds to these accusations and attacks. Read on, my gentle Examiner readers...
The young man in the video below tells us repeatedly that "gingers have souls", and it's up to you-- the gentle Examiner readers-- to decide whether or not you'll believe this statement. Beware naughty language and hit the Play button to hear this dude's response to "South Park" and "Kick a Ginger Day" (yeah, that's a real thing):
Is this video just the first phase of a pro-ginger campaign being organized by the world's gingers? We'll have to keep on watch to see if this thing escalates to a full-scale invasion; it wouldn't be the first time such an uprising occurred. Of course, we kid the ginger kids watching along at home: you're a-OK with us, guys, even if you are slightly "Powder"-esque.
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Did he actually kiss his teeth at about 1:05. A street ginger kid, hardcore!!!
dont have a ginger-bread-man ;)
ahahah this is one of the most pathetic thing on the interwebs. nice job :D
how does harden the F*&k up sound?
Its true gingers don't have souls. I made them as a joke.
hahaha YES ! living proof tht god has a sense of humour (:
I wouldn't say anything to this kid about his ginger hair but I would say something about about how much of a dipshit he is.
never had anything against gingers until i saw this video....
That is one ugly kid.
Plus he's totally a soulless ginger, I mean, bleh.
It's so sad that all those dips making fun of "gingers" don't even understand that Southpark was likening them (those ones who scorn Gingers) to Hitler. To pick out a group to discriminate against is a hideous, inhuman act--of course, teenagers aren't human yet. And this just goes to show it even more.
shut up, fat ginger. just watching that has sucked some life out of me.
Just the sight of this kid made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
yea. he is a christian and a ginger? woww. def. has no soul
What the hell is he doin out in daylight??? Must be a day-walker
Dear baby jesus, PLEASE .... PRETTTTTTYYY PLEASE let this kid be serious! hahaha
... He's a Christian, for real!
This is what happens when you give a ginger a video camera.
Fatass ginger bitch
HA! yeah your right, you red heads are the only ones that get made fun of, Mexicans, black people, ect. psh they have it easy!
They smell of urine too.
South Park did not say Ginger's didn't have souls. As a matter of fact, the whole point of the episode was the respect of different individuals. Cartman is a character of design by the creators of South Park, racism is one of his strong character points. This kid is a cry baby.
look at this little christian ginger... he is soo cute with his freckles and braces.. he sold his sole to the devil when he started thinking about suicide and cussing about having a sole.. b**** shut the f*** up no one cares... your a ginger get over it!
I came. Then the souless bastard shows up.
hahahahahahahahaha he's a ginger
hahah i have red hair and i call mySELF a ginger because come ON...it's funny...lighten up, plus i agree with "fudgewart" anyway - you make a very good point
and for any gingers who do get offended by this title, like the digruntled teen in the video, just look at the second person who commented on this article named "not a ginger"...this person cannot even spell "soul" and therefore is technically going on about this boy selling the bottoms of his shoes to the devil..hahah soooo if THAT is what we gingers or dealing with...we really shouldn't even feel bothered hahah...what a fool!
i don't know if this guy is for real or not, but i lol'd SO hard after the video finished.
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You don't have a soul because nobody has a soul... Also, your hair is red.
Stop complaining about being a ginger. Blondes get way more flack than you do.
Being Ginger and Having no sould should be the least of your worries.
Your also fat, ugly and unfunny.
And i bet you have a tiny penis.
We're you callin them as we see it
what to blame someone, blame your parents for having you
hahahhahahahaahhaahahah
What's the difference between a Ginger Vag and a Bowling Ball??? You can eat a bowling ball if you have to.
Im a ginger, and i can safely say i have no soul.
Um. Wow. What a 'tard. Can we say, "satire," little ginger kid? It's a joke.
And besides, none of us have souls. It's all made up to make bad people feel better about themselves.
Holy crap... we're looking at the next GOP superstar. How can you tell? He's an outraged Christian who loves cameras.
dude, ur a disgrace to all gingers, im ginger myself (woo!) and it seriously doesnt bother me that much. lose a few pounds, get a better haircut, and u will no longer be made fun of.
While all of you are on here laughing at this kid, you apparently missed the rage simmering there, the social alienation, and possibly the mental illness. He looks to me like a bomb ready to go off and with that kind of rage I doubt when it goes off he'll be the only one hurt. We all watch tragedies unfold on TV at schools and workplaces and everyone wonders why it happened, but only after the fact. The bottom line is we live in a climate of intolerance and are really quick to put down someone else to make ourselves 'feel better'. It's one thing to be mean when you're anonymous on a website, but how many of you are that intolerant and mean when face to face with someone? Ever wonder who might one day walk up to you, fed up with your crap, and decide they're going to make sure you don't hurt anyone else??
South Park just makes fun of everyone. This kid is a retard lol... Believing in "god" does neither grant you a soul, nor does it prove they even exist.
hahah i have red hair and i call mySELF a ginger because come ON...it's funny...lighten up, plus i agree with "fudgewart" anyway - you make a very good point
and for any gingers who do get offended by this title, like the digruntled teen in the video, just look at the second person who commented on this article named "not a ginger"...this person cannot even spell "soul" and therefore is technically going on about this boy selling the bottoms of his shoes to the devil..hahah soooo if THAT is what we gingers or dealing with...we really shouldn't even feel bothered hahah...what a fool!
Dude hes not a ginger... hes a daywalker. no freckles. Cartman clearly outlines this in the episode. Maybe if he spent a little more time watching south park and a little less time eating jesus cookies he would know what hes talking about
This is what happens when the white Christian majority gets called names.
I have red hair, and I can say with absolute authority that this kid has no soul.
South Park pokes fun at any and all walks of life... You're nothing special...
i don't think gingers have souls, in fact it's true, they don't. Although i think i should make it clear that nobody has souls really... what is a soul anyways? it's just an idea that people had in order to explain why humans are the way they are. unfortunately for them science has shows us the real reason that we are a certain way through genetics, neuroscience and just basic biology. sorry, but there is no such thing as a soul, religious people just like to think there is because they can't get over the fact that they're going to die one day.
so no ginger kid, i'm afraid you don't have a soul, and it doesn't matter what belief you have. reality unfortunately is not a popularity contest.
Mmkay.
Cool story, bro.
........ginger.....
the gingers should have chosen a better representative.
Lousey Arabs started all this crap, because they believe red hair is associated with their concept of the devil. What 'tards. A statistical analysis of correlations between intelligence and red hair indicates that Gingers score an average wopping score of 15 IQ points above average! Don't get tied up with ideas that are promoted by the "Islamic Hordes". Stand with your red-haired Celtic brothers!
Wow...being a ginger is the least of his worries...
Gingers are hot.
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