If you're an event planner, then hoof with determined manner to organize a trip to Ghostly Manor.
There's a bunch of things to do at once. Do roller skating stunts. Go bounce-housing and act a dunce.
Climb through the jungle gym. While on a whim, act like a pirate with a phantom limb. Too grim?
Take in an XD Theatre show. Follow the Wizard's Journey's glow. Putt the ball; don't throw.
There's nothing like roller skating and putt-putt while you're waiting, and frightfully anticipating
creeping through the Lake Erie Fear Fest. That's one dark quest into horrors you've never guessed.
The Ghostly Manor takes the cake for making claustrophobics quake. Things turn opaque.
There's a hallway of body bags. See the toe tags? Plastic over the face puts up massive red flags.
As you're passing through, it's easy to get tangled up into. Plastic unravels and envelopes you.
Good thing somebody's safekeeping. They follow around, creeping. Might scream and be leaping,
trying to get a scare, for your screech to fill the air, but they actually do care, helping through the lair.
After exploring the Manor walls, see if you have the balls to explore the Lake Erie Fear Fest halls.
Go at night. Try to avoid a vampire bite. Get blinded by the light. Screech in delight. Get a fright.
Do as you please, but “enjoy your squeeze.” Walls collapse, and you wheeze. Feel a tad ill at ease.
As you walk about, demons keep popping out, so there's no doubt that you're going to shout.
Hope you're not afraid of the dark. Pray to see a tiny spark. You're like sitting prey for a shark.
Don't get crossed if you wind up lost. At any cost, try to make it out by the morning's frost.
You could swear that somebody's out there. Did the group lose a pair? Feel a stranger's stare.
Smell the bad breath of a jeer. You know someone is near. Stomach drops a gear. Feel the fear.
Is someone new right next to you? What's that mask they're looking through? Skyrocket at boo!
Practically jump through the ceiling. Do you know that feeling? It's appealing to be squealing.
Become a victim and get engrossed. Of course, the Lake Erie Coast is home to more than one ghost.
The Lake, it has been said, was never one to give up her dead. Visit for a twinge of death instead.
Grab some dough, have the kids in tow, and head to Sandusky, Ohio. Everyone will say, “whoa!”
Haunted houses: not one, but five; it's worth a drive. Will you survive? How many make it out alive?
At 3319 Milan Road, the cars all slowed, and bestowed upon the victim load: UPC zombie death code.
Don't blow up like a bomb. Battle shakes with calm. Tell your mom about www.ghostlymanor.com.
It's near Kalahari and Cedar Point. Start the car via twist wrist joint, and Fear Fest will not disappoint.
The Ghostly Manor Thrill Center, 3319 Milan Road, Sandusky, Ohio, features roller skating, glow golf, haunted houses, bounce houses, a massive jungle gym and more; call for info at (419) 626-4467. The author of more than 100 books, Marisa Williams earned her Master's in Writing from the Johns Hopkins University. For more articles by Marisa, http://www.examiner.com/tourism-in-detroit/marisa-williams, and for more books by Marisa, visit www.lulu.com/spotlight/thorisaz.