It appears that we will start 2014 with a fabulous new ruling in California. It is now the law in California public schools, K-12 year old students can select the bathroom of their choice. The little dress on the door for girls or the pants on the door for boys is insignificant. What matters now is not the gender you were at birth, but the gender you identify with at the moment. How fun!!! It's like Halloween everyday! This is currently just in the state of California, but you can bet it will be coming to a state near you as well.
In addition to picking the potty of preference, you can now select the sport you would like to play regardless if it is deemed for boys or girls. That's right. If Joan identifies as John, she can be the offensive tackle on the boys football team. I assume she can also choose either locker room to shower. If Tom feels like Tina, he can suit-up in a girls field hockey skirt and wreck havoc on the field. It is assumed he can also shower with the girls after the game. Let's hope he remembers no perfume...some students have terrible allergies. It's hard to fathom the insensitivity of such a person! Fortunately, many schools have made sure our bathrooms and locker rooms are safeguarded from perfume....just not penis's.
Are you wondering about the rest of the student population that actually identifies with the gender they were born? Don't be. The vast majority will just have to adjust to the whims and obvious enhanced enlightenment that the new, progressive, transgender crowd possess. Certainly there will never be any boys who decide they suddenly identify as girls to just get a peek of a classmate in the shower. It is also proven that by the third grade children have such a strong grasp of their sexuality and self identity that they are able to make such a mature, reasoned decision as to what sex they identify.I guess all the years of them listening to Baby Einstein has really payed off! Every one should also be completely confident that middle school students that choose to openly identify as the opposite sex will be welcomed with open arms by their classmates. We all know how understanding and adverse to ridicule middle school students are.
The entertainment value of school sports will also be heightened. Imagine the excitement on the football field when Joan pulls Jackie's hair as they fight for a fumble. Try to envision the hairy legs of the male field hockey player as he gallops down the field in his plaid, pleated skirt. A true shot for the yearbook. There will also be no need to worry about lawsuits from injury. It can be assumed that all the boys will lower their level of aggression on the playing field to make sure the girls are safe. After all, isn't that what sports is all about?
Welcome to 2014. The year of identifying with the gender of your choice whenever and where ever you like! Thank you California. You never let us down.