Um, Kobe? You're on camera, buddy, don't....Kobe?! No, don't-- Oh, no, not the hair!
Sometimes, a Comedy Examiner reader will send in a video with no attached note, no explanation, and no suggestion as to why they've sent the clip in-- happens a few times a week. More often than not, these videos aren't ever worth sharing with the masses. But this morning, a video showed up in my inbox without an explanation, no attached suggestions on why it should be shared, and no further commentary on what's pictured in the video. This time, that kinda makes sense: what we have below is footage of what appears to be (read: what is) Kobe Bryant purposely wiping his nose with his hand and then smearing it through a reporter's hair. It's pretty funny (and gross), and...well, who needs an explanation for such shenanigans? Just watch and enjoy below, my gentle Examiner readers...
Let's all play a game. The game's called "What the hell is going on in this video?" I'm going to show you a video, and then you guys let me know (in the comments section, and don't forget to phrase your responses as a personal attack upon the author!) what you think it all means. Ready? Pencils up...
...aaaand pencils down. OK, let's see what we have for answers here: "That's Kobe Bryant wiping snot into a reporter's hair for no discernible reason". That sounds like a reasonable explanation. Let's see what else we have here: "What does this have to do with comedy?" Good question, simple answer: it's comedy because I laughed when I saw it (see how easy that was?). And, finally, someone's answered: "Kobe Bryant is a scumbag and this is just the latest in a long line of scumbaggy moves we've seen him make over the years." Well, that one might be a little harsh-- and I have no idea if Kobe's a scumbag-- but it certainly seems like a good starting point for the discussion. Well, what else have you guys got? Any ideas? Sound off in the comments section below, my precious snowflakes.
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