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Funny Valentine's Day messages, quotes & sayings for Facebook, Twitter, eCards

Funny Valentines messages, quotes and sayings
Funny Valentines messages, quotes and sayings
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Looking for funny Valentine's Day messages, quotes or sayings to use in a text, on Facebook, Twitter, or in an e-Card?

Whether you want to say "I love you" or "I'm over you" the funny Valentine's quotes below will help you express your love, or lack of, on this day of romance, candy, flowers and, for some, annoyance.

If you forgot to buy a card and need a funny Valentine's Day greeting, head over to JibJab.com for some of the funniest Valentine's eCards around. Add your photo and a silly saying to animated cards that can be embedded on your Facebook page or sent by email to the one you love. Hopefully your sweetie has a sense of humor.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes & Sayings

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, When You Forgive Me, You'll Get a Valentine's IOU - Anonymous
  • Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939
  • Falling in love is so hard on the knees. -Aerosmith
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
  • I've fallen in love many times... always with you. ~Author Unknown
  • Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e. e. cummings
  • The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. - Ann Lander
  • Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. - Sean Connery
  • Women are cursed, and men are the proof - Rosanne Barr

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Sources: QuoteGarden.com, PoemofQuotes.com, BrownieLocks.com.