If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-A. Whitney Brown
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.