I have been following reports from Andy Borowitz, New Yorker Magazine, who has been given an Onion license by his editor to produce stories that jokingly spin the circumstances.
I resisted reporting the scandalous Beyonce lip synhing and pre recording session with the US Marine Corps band. It wasn’t the lip synch that got me as much as corrupting the Marine Corps.
Now, Borowitz has pushed the story to the max. He must have shared the news with John Boehner and Mitch McConnell because they want the President ousted for falsifying the inauguration.
How many times was President Obama sworn into office by Justice John Roberts? First term, it took two times because the new president and new chief justice needed a practice round.
Then, the second term, they conducted a secret swearing the day before the inauguration special, and faked everyone out with a second swearing in. The second swearing in was pre recorded and the President and Chief Justice lip synched. That fraud should be impeachable but the Chief Justice has been scandalously corrupted by the President. Where will it end?
“OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.
“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”
Mr. Paul said that the White House’s refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis “only serves the argument that this President has something to hide.”
“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”
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