Final survey results say 3 of 5 women sleep in the buff

The poll ended last night at midnight, and although the results indicate that 3 out 5 women sleep commando, perhaps a real time survey at 1 a.m. New Year's day would have had a much higher number of women in bed panty-less!

The final tally ended as follows:

Wear panties to bed - 227 or 34.0%

Sleep commando style - 325 or 48.7%

Only wear panties on special occasions - 49 or 7.3%

What are panties? - 45 or 6.7%

What is sleep? 22 or 3.3%

Analysis of the results:

1. The survey clearly shows more women prefer to sleep without their underwear than do.

2. A sizeable number (7.3%) only wear panties on special occasions which could mean that 7.3% of the women at Times Square last night had on panties because it was New Year's Eve. Of course, that is a broad interpretation.

3. The 6.7% that do not know what panties are could be from countries where panties have not become a fashionable item yet, After all, the poll was a worldwide one.

4. And for the 3.3% that don't know what sleep is, one could assume they spend all their nights browsing FaceBook, Linkedin, YouTube, and the like or... maybe they're zombies!

Regardless of where you stand on the "undies issue" rest assured that the more women that go "green" in the panty arena, the lesser the impact on landfills and the greater the impact on declining yeast infections.

So ladies... if you wear your panties 24/7, trying ditching them at night. Who knows, you might like it, and you might suffer fewer yeast infections!

And ladies, please, if you on one of the 2 out of 5, please don't get your panties in a bunch. That will just cause you more yeast infections!

Comments are welcomed!

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W. Mark Dendy holds a B.S. in biological sciences from California State University, Sacramento and an M.S. in life sciences from the University of Maryland. He is a marine biologist that has studied California sea lions in the Sacramento delta. He is a former adjunct professor of biology and...

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