The Usos get ready for war; Rosa Mendes is one hot mamacita
Well, here’s something new. Next up is a tag match, Primo and Epico vs. Jimmy and Jey Uso. The Usos—sons of former WWE star, Rikishi—open up their match with their traditional Samoan war dance. It almost sounds like… could it be… no…
But it almost sounds like the Samoan version of hip hop. Like maybe they updated the dance and added a little 'street' to it.
…
Nahhh, couldn’t be.
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It looks like the WWE is making big steps towards beefing up their tag team roster, which can only be a good thing. AirBoom-- who watch from backstage during this match, by the way-- are going to have their work cut out for them going forward. This is a good match but I admit to having no idea how to tell either tag team apart. Primo and Epico look a whole lot alike and so do the Usos. It doesn’t help that both teams are each wearing identical gear to one-another.
And who is this ravishing Hispanic beauty on the sidelines, just rolling Spanish words delectably off her tongue and out of that smooth mouth. Primo and Epico pulled a major coup getting Rosa Mendes as their manager. I should mention I have no idea what she’s saying during this match.
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How long has she been with the WWE and why have I only just now been made aware of her? Move over Kelly Kelly. Stand aside, Alicia Fox. Yes, dare I even say it, Eve Torres,mi bella, take 5. My affections belong to another.
Umm… yeah, Primo and Epico win or something, which makes me think the Usos should’ve practiced just a little bit harder on that ‘intimidation’ war dance, but man…
That Rosa Mendes. More of her next week, plzzzzz…. Oh please, oh please, let her be bi-lingual, so I can actually understand her next time. But if she isn’t, I don’t care, just bring her back.
Next up Santino takes on Cody Rhodes. The master of the dreaded ‘Cobra’ puts up a valiant fight but Rhodes makes short work of him.
Backstage Johnny Ace is chewing the fat with the Bella twins. (In their cases, not an ounce of it in the wrong place, if you know what I mean.) His right hand man Otunga sips his coffee and merely observes. Vickie Guerrero comes up and naturally has one gripe or another about the treatment of “her guy”, Dolph Ziggler. She demands a rematch for him against Zack Ryder.
Behind her Horn-swizzogle creaps up with a sprig of mistletoe and steals a kiss. “Merry Christmas.” he says then hurries off. And you never heard Vickie shriek so sharply as she does after getting a taste of leprechaun-lovin’ from ‘Swog.
Big Show is being interviewed backstage and he puts a brave face on losing the title to Daniel Bryan in record time: “When you think about it, it’s really kinda my fault. I mean, I encouraged Daniel… to not wait ‘til WrestleMania to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase on Mark Henry. But at TLC, he... did it to me...”
“C’mon Show, you’re a nice guy but you’re not *that* nice. This has gotta be burning you up inside. Do you understand that you probably have a record that’ll never be broken. You have the shortest World Heavyweight championship reign in history.” Show gives him a look like he wants to take his head off. Then he shakes it off and walks away. Looks like the beginnings of some bad blood between the two stars. Well, nothing makes a champion quite like adversity so hopefully some really good matches will come of it.
Continue reading to hear about the night's exciting main event: Three WWE champions, CM Punk, Zack Ryder and Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz, Alberto Del Rio and Dolph Ziggler.
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