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Fedor (aka EFed) has scheduled a fight against Mr. Rogers
Yes it is true, "EFed" Fedor Emelianenko will have his first MMA fight for Strikeforce against Mr. Rogers. Don't know if they plan on digging him up, or using a clone....wait it's not that Mr. Rogers but someone named Brett Rogers, who is 10-0 and has beaten up lots of one armed people and a few fair MMA fighters.
But that's not all. There is more. NO date, NO location, NO time and NO rules have been set. It could be another "exhibition sparring match". His managers have a great fear of scaring EFed, we all know how sensitive he is when training interrupts his eating patterns. Still Mike Afromowitz, VP of Strikeforce has confirmed to MMAWeekly.com.that there will eventually be a real fight and they are thinking very hard about a time, date, and location.
EFed is supposedly the top ranked heavyweight in the world, but intelligent people like Grandmaster Gambordella realize that is just hype to sell tickets. How can you ranked Number 1 if you refuse to fight any real MMA UFC Champions, like the Mighty Brock Lesnar,
Frank Mir, or even Kimbo Slice?
Somehow EFed has beaten 2 washed up fighters former UFC heavyweight titleholders Tim Sylvia and Andrei Arlovski in his last two matches, but has failed in his efforts to get the UFC and Dana White to give him 1/2 of the UFC if he agrees to fight and eat there.
Keep checking back with this wonderful column daily to see if the brave folks at Strikeforce can find a time, date, location and dressing room big enough to hold the giannormous food requirements of EFed.
For more info: Grandmaster Gambordella has all the latest news and info, and is always right. He is also the author of 42 books and you are not. www.wwwin.com
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Comments
Who called it? Tyler did. and before you wrote your stupid, pointless article. Told you i know more about MMA and UFC than you do.
and calling yourself intelligent doesnt mean your automatically smart...in all of your articles i think you get dumber and dumber.
Please do the following:
-stop sucking Lesnar's d***. no one likes a kiss a**
-stop bashing Fedor, its getting very old.
-stop writing articles all together. Your not funny or smart, your just an old guy who seems to have nothing better to do.
that would be greattt. thanks :)
-Tyler V (the guy who knows more about MMA and UFC than "Grandmollester Gaybordella")
Go To Youtube and paste this in the search field: Ted Gambordella Viral Video Blooper on Attack of the Show
He didnt 'refuse to fight' anyone you dipshit. Obviously the Strikeforce deal was better for him, so he took it.
Fedor has nothing to prove, if Brock or any other of the UFC HW's want to fight Fedor so badly, they can leave the UFC
Hey Chris Iole, where did you got that story
Hey Ted if I was your son I would be a democrat too!!! You do such a poor job of FACTUALLY writing how could you ever convince him to becoming a republican!!! That wasnt a joke!! Dude im serious!! Your ruining the credibility of the Examiner!! I repeat; no one gives a crap what you think!! Get over it and go watch the wrastling!!!!you hick!!!
Ted Bordello:
You are a funny guy, but looks aren't everything. The author of 42 books which no one has read. Wow - I'm really impressed. Enough with your Fedor-bashing and mindless Lesnar-worship. Fedor is not pumped up and huge like Lesnar because Fedor doesn't inject himself with steroids like Lesnar does, and like Mike Tyson used to do. Take away their steroids, and they are nothing! Kevin Randleman and Mark Coleman are two other steroid-heads that Fedor has beaten soundly. Lesnar would be the third steroid-head beaten by Fedor. Fedor runs 10 miles a day at 8,000 foot altitude when in training, and trains an average of 6 hours per day, doing mostly bodyweight exercises like pullups, pushups, dips, etc. Lesnar's training consists of injecting himself with steroids and lifting weights. While Lesnar is very big, strong, and ripped, he has no fighting skills compared with Fedor. Even Lesnar's so-called "Thunder-hammer" punches are slow and clumsy. Fedor would kill him.
You're a Troll, get a real job you tuf noob and let real journalists write the articles, not some hack blogger like you
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