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Fearless leader of Windows to Sky wins tickets with witty essay

Joseph Windowstosky, Fearless Leader of the band Windows to Sky, and all-around witty fellow from West Los Angeles won our contest for two free general admission tickets to the Edwardian Ball at the Fonda Theatre. There are still general admission tickets available.

Joseph WindowstoSky poses in a black and white costume designed by Kicka Custom Design.
Provided by JosephWindowstoSky.

WindowstoSky's essay appealed the punster in us:

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Nothing cushions the blow or bolsters one upright like an overstuffed love seat. It is simply divan. Your lazy boy will spring into action, and summoning his lady from the kit chenille sleeper off her feet, and recliner. You'll be stitchuated in the throws of passion, sewing one another a good time, with your arms in his in its, and your button the -- well, discretion is the better part of velour.

Let's just say, you've never known such bedding. Sofa, so good.

P.S. Sorry if this got too sectional.

Congratulations to WindowstoSky.

The Edwardian Ball is on Saturday, February. 8, 2014 (8 p.m.-2 a.m.): The Edwardian Ball Los Angeles is at The Fonda Theater, 6126 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles. Tickets are $40-$95. Only general admission tickets are left. Visit the Edwardian Ball official website to buy tickets.