Last night's episode of "Fashion Police" starring Joan Rivers, and her entourage, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos got started right out of the gate with the top five looks of the week. At number five, Sarah Jessica Parker in a red gown that did nothing for her. On the runway, it was a nice look, but on her, not so good. Number four was Kesha, with a metallic pants-set and a gold tooth to match. At number three, Ellen Pompeo in a fuzzy Gucci jacket with shoes that resembled sneakers in pink and orange was an abomination for a red carpet event. At two, Rachel Weisz in a gorgeous red gown that George felt was a wasted opportunity, the straps were too long, and she needed undergarments to smooth her lines. At number one; Solange Knowles in a nightmare of an outfit; a white short dress, looking more like a man's shirt than a dress. Her outrageously large Afro was confusing with the outfit that Giuliana said would look cute on Valentine's day morning in the privacy of her home; wearing her boyfriend's shirt.
The next segment was "Hot Ticket." First up was Elizabeth Olson in a black and silver printed long gown that did nothing but make her small frame look smaller; this sister of the Olson twins had her hair nicely relaxed, but the dress was out of line. Next was Helen Mirren, who looked absolutely awesome in a red carpet appropriate long pale gray gown and her pink hair was the topping on this gorgeous cake. Up next, Marion Cotillard in a bright yellow gown with a sheer panel that resembled a tear that held the bottom of the gown together and did not work on the red carpet.
Joining the panel from LMFAO, was Redfoo, known for his large glasses. Joan said she wanted to go on the road with him as "Redfoo and the Old Jew." He has his own clothing line and showed his best and worst outfits from past performances, and Joan could not tell the difference. He got to play "Guess Me From Behind" with the panel. First was a woman with a see-through wrap over a white bikini. It turned out to be Miranda Kerr. Next was a woman with a black pants outfit, and it was Heidi Klum. Before Redfoo left, he gave Joan a shirt with his image on it.
Joining the panel was Zanna Roberts Rassi, senior fashion editor of Marie Clair Magazine who presented her latest cover girl, Kiera Knightley. Asked if she ate real food, Zanna told Joan that she ordered Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles for lunch, as the panel nearly fainted in disbelief.
Next up, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb joined the crew, and Joan had juice boxes for them. They were boxes of wine with giant straws. Joan said that their friendship was amazing on camera. They have an apartment in the same building in New York City. They have been together for five years on the Today Show. Kathie will be turning sixty this year and asked for their best and worst looks on the red carpet. Each had to choose for the other, and the critiques were hysterical. They even got to comment on the clothing the panel was wearing with a lot of laughs along the way.
The final segment was the best and worst of the week. Giuliana chose Rachel Weisz, Kelly and George both chose Helen Mirren, who was a clear winner. For the worst, Marion Cotillard was Giuliana's pick; George and Kelly chose Ellen Pompeo, who was most certainly the "Fash-Hole of the Week" on this episode of "Fashion Police."