Friday night's episode of "Fashion Police" presented their first annual "Fashion Police Fashion Bowl." Because it is the middle of the awards season, they decided that it was time for their own award ceremony in the style of the Super Bowl.
It was a battle of the four hosts for the winner of the trophy. For the first contest life-size standees of Madonna and Gwen Stefani in their halftime splendor. Giuliana Rancic threw a football to knock one down, and left Madonna standing. Madonna's halftime show was the highest-rated show in Super Bowl history. The next two were Fergie and Shania Twain for George Kotsiopoulos to toss the pigskin at. George knocked down Fergie and left Shania standing in her very ornate outfit. For Kelly Osbourne, she had to choose from Michael and Janet Jackson. She left Janet standing in the outfit where she had the famous nip-slip in 2004. Joan River's turn left her with Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera. Joan left Brittany standing and commented that it was in 2001, and she looked great back then.
"Happy Endings" star Adam Pally joined the team for the next game called "Rate the Rack." They showed pictures of stars; each member of the team chose a number for that particular rack. If their number matched Adam's number, they got a point. Up first was Vanessa Hudgins at the Golden Globes. Joan gave her a 2, Giuliana gave her a 7, Kelly gave 5 and George gave 8. Adam chose a 7, giving Giuliana a point. Next was Halle Berry. Joan gave a 10, Giuliana 11, Kelly 9 and George 10. Adam agreed with Joan. Next up, Kim Kardashian where Joan said it looked like two bald men making out under her dress. Joan 6, Giuliana said a motor boater's dream come true with a 10, Kelly 8, and George 4. Giuliana won the point.
The next segment was the Ravens versus the 49ers in "Style Showdown," with Colin Kaepernick versus Joe Flacco. It was a tie, and Joan broke the tie with 49ers. Next they rated their mascots; the "Poe" the Raven versus "Sourdough Sam." The Raven won the overall choice.
Next were the celebrity fans of each team. The Ravens had George Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler, who used to be a Raven's cheerleader, and Terry Hatcher used to be a 49er cheerleader. Giuliana picked Stacy, so did George and Joan, while Kelly chose Terry Hatcher, but Stacy won.
Next game was "Tight Ends" where the panel had to guess who belonged to the behind, and each correct guess gave them a point. First up, a person wearing a yellow dress bending down. Joan guessed Sharon Stone, Giuliana guessed Brittany Spears, George said Suzanne Sommers and Kelly said Nicole Kidman; nobody won because it was Elizabeth Banks. The next was a hot black string bikini. Joan said Janice Dickenson, Giuliana, George and Kelly said Demi Moore, and they were correct.
The half-time score was; Giuliana 3, Joan 1, George 1 and Kelly 1, so it is a tight race.
Next competition was, "Guess the Mess," where they had to guess the wearer of the horrible outfit in 30 seconds as pictures flashed by. Giuliana was first with a score of 3. George next scored 4, Kelly scored 4 and Joan scored 10; when accused of cheating, Melissa was off camera with the names and she accused Melissa of cheating, not her.
The last competition worth 10 points the four had to present their best touchdown dance. Kelly was first with a great dance in high heels. George was next and ripped off his pants and did a hilarious job. Giuliana did a fun job for her dance. Joan clearly had a stand-in flip and tumble for her dance, giving her the win and nobody objected as they enjoyed the fun and gladly gave the crown to their fearless leader. Stay tuned to more awards, as the season is never over on "Fashion Police."