The gang is back this awaiting the fate of their comic book pitches before the man himself, Stan Lee. The pitches from episode 3 comics didn't get any traction with him.
Molly and Kristin ask to go to E3, and they make a deal to take off from "work" as long as they hand out 200 flyers. Sal is jealous. Our two brilliant fangasmers decide to "hide some flyers" on a table because they think "Regina won't find out" as they whisper to each other in front of a camera.
The interns are also working on a giant tentacle for Stan Lee's Comikaze. They meet with Josh Ballze, a VFX artist. After helping paint and sculpt a giant tentacle, Sal has an epiphany that this is what he wants to do for a living. The crew get to take pictures with the Jurassic Park jeep (and just HAPPENED to wear matching Jurassic Park t-shirts). Sal realizes that he's had a once-in-a-lifetime experience far better than going to E3.
We get to see Andrew's girlfriend, Lisa, which nobody believes exists. Once she shows up, the crew is instantly charmed by their relationship. As Paul points out repeatedly, she's "Andrew 2.0"
Back to Dani and Sal relationship. He writes her a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss:
Whether you're short or fat or somewhere in between
I picked some flowers to let you know I can be more than just mean.
These flowers were picked for Dani-saurus Rex
Which is such a better flirting tactic than bouncing on my pecs.
Dani "has a chat" with Sal to explain that she's open to a relationship, but not during the show. Probably the most sane thing anyone's said on Fangasm.
Molly suggests a drink-and-draw at an Irish pub! Zombie themes are Thursday night. Eric Fox, a makeup effects artist, will be applying their makeup -- and that's when I realized: Oh my lord, it's ERIC F FROM FACE OFF. YES! Finally, Eric F. gets some visibility on Syfy, even if it's not on Face Off.
Mike, dressed in Michael Jackson zombie makeup, hits on girls. Dani gets hit on (while Sal looks on in frustration). Sal decides to pour his heart out to her (while wasted and wearing zombie makeup). Mike then tells Molly that he likes her -- ugh.
Despite the Mike-inflicted stupidity, this was the best episode so far. Next week's episode is about LARPing so things are looking up.
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