It is Christmastime and we let in light and banish shade. Okay? On December 24, 2013, I was introduced to the world of TS Madison at a very civilized Christmas Eve party. My friend played all of the guests a famous TS Madison Vine video called "Come On In." And believe me, we all did! The party immediately turned into a fiery den filled with belly laughs, screams and other over-the-top shenanigans! Even my friend's 72 year-old mother couldn't stop laughing and singing "Come On In" all night long! Since that time, I've become obsessed! I just had to do more research on TS Madison. Let's just say, there are hours and hours of all sorts of footage to laugh with, take in, and fall in love to!
Upon my Google searching, new pop culture phenomenon TS Madison maintains a growing Atlanta-based entertainment empire. With followers and fans, all around the globe, she has recently been featured on shows like Tosh.0 and and Bravo's Fashion Queens. She keeps up with a celebrity crowd like Real Housewife of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss, rapper Azealia Banks, Tosh.0's Daniel Tosh and superstar RuPaul. I reached out to the voluptuous Internet celebrity diva and was granted an exclusive interview!
Examiner: Hi Madison! Happy holidays to you!
TS MADISON: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Jim! You can call me Maddy. That is "M-A-DOUBLE-D-Y" and I do stress the double-D's! (Laughter)
Examiner: You look amazing and so sexy! How old were you when you first wanted to go under the knife for plastic surgery?
TS MADISON: How old is any "girl" when they want to dabble in the art of beauty, if I tell you that then you will know my true age. I started going under the knife at the ripe age 20.
Examiner: We've read and heard that you've had over 25 cosmetic surgery procedures. Is that true?
TS MADISON: Gossip is nothing but vicious rumors and deceit. But, truth-be-told I have had only ONE! [Laughter] Yea right! [More laughs]
Examiner: Well, how many surgeries would you like to admit to?
TS Madison: I wouldn't refer to it as surgery but as "Man's Touch-up" to God's perfect creation. I would admit to seven holy touch-ups, as a "girl" must keep some secrets.
Examiner: Okay Maddy, that is fair enough. Has Lil' Kim been your inspiration?
TS Madison: Do you mean the old Lil' Kim or the new Lil' Kim? Because, if you are talking about the old Lil' Kim, then I am an exact replica of the beautiful pint-size original black Barbie! Well, no shade to the original "Queen Bee" because all little black "girls" have to look up to someone.
Examiner: We have heard that Bravo has been in talks with you to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Have you been taping scenes yet?
TS Madison: Honey; where do you get your gossip? I need to read and go to the same places you go. Maybe my fans have requested my appearance on the show. I did close the RHOA star Kandi Burruss' late night show called "Kandi Coated Nights" as a featured guest. The show's video had over 4 million views online. Take a look at the show for yourself. I have not been approached by Bravo, but I have been approached by another big network.
Examiner: I believe you'd be a great addition to Bravo's RHOA! They need you! Okay, we know TS Madison CAN SING! We love your little ditties and your voice! I also read that some EDM producers are wanting to get you in the studio to record a hot dance track to your vine video song #ComeOnIn. I see Cazwell and Kandi Burress are hot on your twitter tail too. Have you any projects in the works for the dance clubs or music?
TS Madison: Honestly, I would love for everyone to just "Come On In!" Could you just imagine every club across the globe playing my jingle?
Examiner: Uh, yes, of course we can hear and see it now! A #1 Billboard Dance/Club Play chart hit for sure! Someone call Bobby Shaw now!
TS Madison: Its every "girls" dream to have her song on the radio and in the club. So, to EDM, "Come On In!" I am open to any and all of that.
Examiner: What kind of music and artists do you most like?
TS Madison: Well to be honest with you I am good ole' Southern belle and I like gospel music. Music across the board makes me happy, as I am sure it does for everyone. My music interests are varied. My all time favorite is the late great Whitney Houston. And I mean how could we ever forget "Crack is Whack!" [Laughter] I love from Uncle Luke to Beyonce, so I am all across the board.
Examiner: If there is 1 big movie star you could be romantically involved with right now, who might that be?
TS Madison: OMG! I have answered this question a million times, but this one might just get his attention to the most debonair, handsome, and magnificent making of a British man, Mr. Idris Elba I love you! COME ON IN!
Examiner: What are your plans for New Year's Eve?
TS Madison: NYE I am going to sit back relax get my new weave done because a girl just isn't a girl without a bit of New Weave HONEY and I am going to wait till the peach drops in Atlanta and I am going to run outside buck naked yelling "NEW WEAVE NEW WEAVE 2014 IS HERE YASSSSS" "Because as you know if it aint 22 inches or better in 2014 your practically baldheaded."
Examiner: Do you have any New Year's resolutions?
TS Madison: No, I don't have any resolutions. I have results! TS Madison is about to invade every television radio and club across the globe! So get ready because the QUEEN IS COMING! THE QUEEN IS COMING! THE QUEEN IS COMING!
Everyone reading this please don't forget to check out my adult dvd series called "Roleplay" to spice up your adult bedroom life. Also, don't forget to Google me and my t-shirts and other accessories available at Newweave22inches.com. Never forget to follow me on twitter and vine because I am always updating my information. You may see others but there is ONLY one TS Madison and she is loud live and in color.
Examiner: Thank you Maddy for spending time with us during your busy holiday week. We love you and look forward to seeing your star rise! Thank you for being you! Readers...just Google TS Madison. She's everywhere!