I resolve to stop giving Jimmy Fallon a chance, and face the fact that his show is awkward and unfunny.
I resolve to not be mad at Taylor Swift just because she had an incredible year while the rest of us are struggling and in the economic dumper.
I resolve not to watch any reality shows that are scripted.
I promise to write at least two more Tiger Woods jokes.
I resolve to stop counting how many times President Obama says "Let me be clear" just prior to being vague.
I resolve to watch any new series produced by HBO or Showtime, because usually they're pretty damned good.
I resolve to write gooder.