What with all the rumors that John Travolta's son's death was the result of Travolta's Scientology beliefs, blackmailing accusations involving foreign officials, and revelations that he spends his days petting wigs in a refrigerated room, everyone totally dropped the ball on the good old 'he's super secretly gay' stuff.
Well, on the eve of his replacement child's birth, which is like something from that horrible De Niro movie Godsend, the Enquirer has resurrected questions about his male lips-on-lips action. According to their recent story, Travolta is just a big ol' bear with a mad lust for dudes. According to professional Hollywood gay-outing fun ruiner Robert Randolph, who is conveniently publishing a book on the subject, "I have no doubt that John Travolta is a sex addict. I’ve heard from many men who have either had gay sex with John or saw him having gay sex in health spas, steam rooms, locker rooms, you name it.”
I only have one question: is there a way for two men to have sex that isn't gay? Like, they're rubbing red meat on each other, plotting hunting activities, and shouting out their favorite football team's name or something? 'Gay sex' seems totally redundant.
Randolph says he anticipates at least fifty men to step forward, and those are only the ones willing to say they banged Travolta, cos honestly? The days where that cleft chin won people over are long gone. If you're a gay man with any discerning taste and a fondness for clandestine affairs with celebrities, wouldn't you choose Ryan Seacrest?
A lot of magazines are all 'oh think of poor Kelly!' which...please. A wife knows why her husband is taking his favorite wig and a man back to the refrigerated room for petting.
Also, why is it that everyone always goes for the 'THEY'RE HOMOS!' slur on Scientology when they have so many legitimate weird things to attack them for? And the sadder part is that people accused act like that's so devastating. Geez, junior high never dies.
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Scientologists can't be gay. They can cure that. Also to Scientology it is a sign of being a degraded human being and no one would ever say that of John.
Every person writing the rumors about John Travolta and men will ROT IN HELL. The man is in mourning, leave him and his alone
The cult of $cientology attacks, and slanders so many of their ex members, and critics e.g.;(religiousfreedomwatch.org/.freedommag.org/etc). John Travolta's supports Scientology's criminal empire by giving them millions of dollars. He should get a taste of his cults medicine. It's about time maybe he'll finally wake up.
I think John Travolta is a fake personality, impersonating "kind and friendly persons."
I believe he vampires on the Energy of other people, in order to achieve that, just like his mentor, l. ron hubbard does too.
He Koos Nolst Trenite. Could it be that you're a fake personality impersonating a "truthful person?" You seem to know a lot about two people you obviously never met and don't know much about. I have met both, and I've never met two kinder or friendlier people in my life.
@Katiann
Isn't that an example of Scientology duplicity? You guys trot him out when there is some bad press in the St Petersburg Times, right after his son died, but noone's allowed to talk about anything except that?
leave people business alone, leave people business and your own....
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