Dear readers: RELAX. It's LABOR DAY weekend. ENJOY time with your family and friends... after you read this e-mail that has been sent to me more than 100 times!!
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" @ Roto-Rooter. (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..." (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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I could tell you about some of my most funny exams.
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