"Duck Dynasty" star Si Robertson might live a large part of his life in front of a camera these days, but don't expect him to start primping like Kim Kardashian anytime soon (can you imagine him have his facial hair lasered off?). According to a Sept. 25 report by NBC News, Willie Robertson recently revealed that Uncle Si doesn't even wash his beard.
"Si's beard is really awkward," Willie said of his uncle. "One side is longer than the other, and it's about three different colors. I don't think he washes it. It's nasty." So hopefully there's nothing crawling around in there.
Perhaps Si Robertson could learn a few good grooming techniques from another famous bearded star. During an interview with The Express-Times, ZZ Top guitarist Billy Gibbons was asked about his secret for maintaining a healthy beard. He responded by saying, "Clean living? Wait! Well, it's a symbiotic thing. If you're good to your beard and give it some conditioner from time to time and treat it with respect, it will do the same for you." You hear that, Si? You've got to respect the beard!
Luckily, another "Duck Dynasty" star might be able to hook Si up with some good beard conditioner. According to Willie Robertson, Jep has lots of "special lotions and perfumes that he puts on," and he also shampoos, conditions, and blow-dries his beard. Billy Gibbons would be proud, and perhaps Jep should consider entering one of those beard beauty pageants for a future "Duck Dynasty" episode.
But if you're planning on donning an Uncle Si Halloween costume this year, you better get busy not washing your beard.