Time for a good dog laugh!
Ever wonder what they're thinking when you do those crazy things you do? Mikey's Funnies captures some dog thoughts very well, so I thought I'd share. Ask your dog a little later, after you've had a good laugh, and see if these are correct!
DOGS' PET PEEVES
~ Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!!
~ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this
~ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
~ Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
~ Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
~ Dog sweaters. Helloooo...have you noticed the fur?
~ Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when
you're not home.
~ Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back.
~ The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the
top of the food chain.
There's nothing more optimistic than a dog under the dinner table.
PASS IT ON!
Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell
them where you got it! www.mikeysFunnies.com