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Dogs' pet peeves

Time for a good dog laugh!

Ever wonder what they're thinking when you do those crazy things you do?  Mikey's Funnies captures some dog thoughts very well, so I thought I'd share.  Ask your dog a little later, after you've had a good laugh, and see if these are correct!


~ Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!!

~ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this


~ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

~ Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

~ Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

~ Dog sweaters. Helloooo...have you noticed the fur?

~ Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when

you're not home.

~ Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back.

~ The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the

top of the food chain.


There's nothing more optimistic than a dog under the dinner table.



Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell

them where you got it!



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