And you thought it was a two man race between thuggish Dereck Del Boy Chisora and David "Toebreaker" Haye as to who the world's dumbest heavyweight fighter was this past weekend.
Wrong, liverwurst breath, wrong because the pathetic conduct of "glassholes" Chisora and Haye after Chisora was outpointed by WBC champ Vitali Klitschko was outdone by a jerk named Chris Arreola.
Arreola dispatched someone named Eric Molina in a tomato can special bout held in Corpus Christi, Texas, Saturday night.
The oafish Arreola, who trains quite casually and is often embarrassed or should be when he disrobes in public, outdid the two British wanna-bes with his verbal denunciation of boxing legend Don King.
Arreola said he always wanted to meet King but, now that he had, he was ticked off.
"The World's Greatest Promoter," Arreola opined, was "a glasshole and a racist," something stupid like that.
Fittingly., Showtime interviewer Jim Gray quickly cut off the foulmouthed Arreola's comments and apologized to the audience for same.
When the history of boxing is written, the 80 year old King will get his own chapter. Underachiever Arreola won't even be a minor footnote. Or should I say a fatnote?
I don't know what King did or said that could've caused Arreola to insult and impugn King.
Clearly, no one has ever sought to fit DK with angel wings.
But Arreola badmouthing a man of King's boxing accomplishments?
That's an ant attacking an elephant.
Shut up, Arreola, and win a world heavyweight title and maybe people will listen to your opinions, ill-considered or otherwise.
I'm in King's corner on this one.
Arreola's violent language won't bring criminal charges like the thuggery of Chisora and Haye did in Germany but a jerk is a jerk is a jerk.