You complained when the malls were adorned in Christmas decor in August and yet you still haven't finished your holiday shopping two weeks into December. Tsk tsk. Alright, I'll help you out this time, but you best not forget me when doing your holiday baking.
Let's start with the woman in your life. It just wouldn't be Christmas without a fight and it might as well be over lingerie. This way, you have options: you can have the "Does this make me look fat?" hellraiser, the "Is me wearing this a present for me or for you?" debate, or the "Why is this pack of thongs labeled for your secretary?" debacle. Head to Fredericks of Hollywood in Pentagon City for their Friends and Family event and save 30% off of everything. Get your coupon by signing up on their email list at fredericks.com. Fredericks is also giving in to your laziness with free shipping from their website on orders of $25 or more. Use code RGFRIENDS at checkout to slice that 30% off your order.
You know that annoying friend you have that ignores you on the metro playing Sudoku? Time to punch his fa- I mean, stuff his stocking- with the perfect gift.Jizbee has a pocket Sudoku Nano keychain for under two dollars. Another great deal for the techie in your life: 1saleaday has an iHome Portable Speaker System in a choice of colors for only 8 bucks, worth 70. Just make sure that they leave it at home. If they mistake it for a boombox and bring it on the metro, other riders will make sure that they can't Say Anything. For their daily commute, arm them with a pair of noise isolating headbuds from DailySteals. Pay only two bucks for two pairs plus free shipping.
Enough with the violence- there are children present! If there are still little ones on your list, check out Anna-Kate's Closet, located in Arlington, via Plum District for $25 on $50-worth of hand-made children's clothing and accessories. Get the kids further swag at The Dapper Baby; LivingSocial gives you access to $50-worth of toddler and baby clothing and accessories for $25.
Man, all that mouse-clicking must have left you exhausted. Now that you've completed your shopping, relax with a little self-love. HomeRun will grant two chocolate-dipped strawberries or truffles at Schakolad Chocolate Factory near Farragut Square for only a buck. Tippr is offering a $400-value new patient exam from Skyline Wellness Center on King Street for only $49. This session includes x-rays, a follow-up consultation, traction table massage, and adjustment.
Bring your day of shopping to a close at Panache Restaurant, known for their amazing tapas, in Farragut Square. Capitol Dish gives you access to $30-worth of food and drinks for $15.
Go nap. You worked hard today. I'm proud of you. Kind of.
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