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Valentine's Day brings out all sorts of personalities
Valentine's Day brings out all sorts of personalities

February 14 is fast approaching, and although some say they "don't care" they have no date, deep inside they might, maybe care, just a little. So these folks place ads in the personals. It is a fun, interesting way to might, maybe, just a try, to meet that Someone Special. Maybe they will also meet someone fun, smart, interesting, and sane to share Cupid's busy day.

Not the people who placed the ads below. Here are some ads that, on February 15, will be stalking the aisles of Walgreens for the "20% off" Valentine candy because they received none the day before. Or maybe just stalking.

Desperately need to get away, need a ride outta here

need a ride far away from here I am a 39yo female needing a ride somewhere far away from Nashville....not lookin to sale myself out, just need to get away asap!! Serious replies only!!

I turn 30 in just a few days--help me lose my virginity before then! -

I turn 30 … only a few days away, and I really want to lose my virginity before then. I feel like I've missed out on something big ... No preference on age or race, just want someone who is patient and understanding.

Mature Man Seeks Daughter 18-25 for LTR

While I've had relationships with women around my own age, the ones that have seemed to work better have been the ones where I've dated a woman much younger than me. I need a "daughter" to dote on, and she in turn is sweet and affectionate to me. I want to help guide your path as you give me admiration, adoration and respect.

CPL seeks Sub Houskeeper - 48 (brentwood)

Professional couple seeks special lady. One who is attractive, fun, wants to serve, paid for the household chores, cleaning and laundry. The extracurricular activities would be a plus. You should be sensual, erotic, clean, well spoken and willing to explore your submissiveness. We are ... safe, sane dignified, fun, normal people needing a housekeeper and a little fun.

Magic - partner needed - m4w - 40

In short - champion magician/illusionist needs onstage and offstage female partner. If you want to have fun, travel, perform in front of audiences and have offstage fun send a headshot ...


You... have have a fantasy to be taken unwillingly and raped and used ... only the brave hearted need to apply for the follow scenario's: Stranger rape, Date Rape/Reluctance Play, Forced ... Sexual Slave / Bound WhXXX, Etc.

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