If you’ve ever checked out of a grocery store, you’ve seen Cosmopolitan, Seventeen’s hussy mother, prominently on display in magazine racks next to packs of Juicy Fruit and 2-for-1 Heath Bars promising “7 New Ways to Satisfy Your Lover.” The editorials, which are laughable at best, have helped bring men from Mars and women from Venus past their relationship issues together on a mattress here on Earth. If you’re sick of paying for yearly subscriptions to the world’s leading estrogen journal to have to sift through 150 pages of perfume ads to learn "The Passion Pretzel" or the "Frolicking Fruit Roll-Up" (I made that one up because the first one made me hungry), then you’re in luck!
Today, Cosmo released the “Sex Position of the Day” app on Google’s Android Market. Users looking for their daily dose of carnal knowledge will have to look no further than their touchscreens. The app provides users with a new sex position daily, displayed in a colorful, cartoonish depiction of the Kama Sutra poses. A Carnal Challenge rating displays in saucy little flames the difficulty of the position, while the Erotic Instructions narrate the next 10 minutes of your life.