Soup Kitchen, Iowa – Following Miley Cyrus’s disturbing performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards on August 25th at the Barclays Center, an 82 year old retired dance instructor made a startling discovery while viewing from her home. “When I saw Ms. Cyrus come out in that horrifying outfit and waving that finger, it immediately struck me as something I had seen before,” said Marilyn Ackermanefsky. “Then I realized, I had seen the same behavior from the gang in Steven Spielberg’s film, Back To The Future II that takes place in 2015 and I practically had a heart attack I was so scared!” Added Ackermanefsky.
Following the finding, President Obama is expected to issue a statement this week for what is being termed “Operation Mileygone,” to ensure that America’s children do not mimic this “horrifying and disgusting creature,” as described by Back To The Future II star, Michael J. Fox, who witnessed the horror firsthand in the 1989 sequel.
No matter how you look at it, there is no denying that the power of Miley Cyrus cannot be underestimated and America’s leaders must do everything in their power to change the future before it is too late.