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Comedian and all-around bad-ass Louis CK goes on drunken Twitter rant, Sarah Palin victimized

Louis CK: Drunk on a flight and giving Sarah Palin what-for.
Louis CK: Drunk on a flight and giving Sarah Palin what-for.
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Last night, comedian and FX star Louis CK boarded a plane for Los Angeles from his home city of New York.  Because Louis is a man of leisure and a fan of rum, he indulged in a series of rum-and-Cokes while on his flight that resulted in the most hilariously profane, vindictive Twitter screed that we've seen since Kevin Smith got booted off that Southwest Airlines flight.  Keep on reading for the massively not-safe-for-work Tweets, my gentle Examiner readers...

FX's Louie is one of the funniest comedies on TV (how funny is it?  It's destined to be ignored at next year's Emmy's, that's how funny), and as such, he's been invited to appear on The Tonight Show this evening, much to the chagrin of Team Coco.  After boarding his flight, Louis apparently engaged in an epic battle against his liver with a series of rum-and-Cokes.  While that isn't news, the Twitter meltdown that followed certainly is, and will be either hysterically funny or incredibly offensive, depending mainly upon your opinion of Sarah Palin. 

Here's some of what Louis CK Tweeted from the comfort of that airplane last night (last warning: things are about to get hella profane up in here, so don't keep reading if you're easily offended or a fan of Sarah Palin):

Things started out with: "I'm on a plane to LA where I'm doing the tonight show friday. I'm kindof hammered on rum n cokes. bad idea", which explains much of what follows.  Louis went on to say: "You know how some hedro men have one gay experience in their past? I once bl-w 32 policeen", which we're deciding probably should read "policemen", and not be taken seriously.  It's at this point that things took a turn for the political.

Louis went on to Tweet: "I want to rub my father's c-ck all over Sarah Palin's fat tits...people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her c-nt hole. sorry."  As you can probably imagine, this is the point that a few of Louis' 185,000 followers began to suspect that he may have had too much to drink (which is enormously judgmental and only true depending on your definition of "may").  At the very least, we can probably all agree that Sarah Palin was non-plussed with these statements, which means that what followed probably upset her even more.

Louis then Tweeted: "i am now drinking red wine. the shift button can suck my balls. i nevve get drunk. jews. iiiiii like em", which was a brief respite from the Palin shenanigans.  That didn't last, though, as Louis then directed Tweeted-- as in, he sent this one to Sarah Palin herself: "kudos to your dirty hole, you f-cking j-ckoff c-nt-face jazzy wondergirl."  Uh, yikes?  Someone get this man some coffee.

Right now, word about the tirade is just starting to hit the major media sites, and it's likely that we'll be hearing more about this tonight when Louis CK arrives on the Tonight Show set.  So, be sure to set your DVR's for what promises to be-- at the very least-- an interesting interview, and while you're doing that, why don't you go ahead and set your DVR's for FX's Louie, which really is one of the funniest shows on TV right now.  Check out this clip, just in case you've never seen it:

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Scott Wampler is a stand-up comic, humor writer, and man of constant sorrow from Austin, TX. He has performed all over Texas and is a regular at the Dallas Improv. He can be reached at ScottWampler44@yahoo.com or on Facebook as 'Scott Wampler'.

Comments

  • Anonymous 1 year ago

    You know what... Sarah Palin is a human.
    The fact that those who don't agree with her politics have dehumanized while simultaneously sexualizing her, is seriously disturbing.
    Get a grip and realize when you've landed in psychopath territory.

  • Anonymous 1 year ago

    Sure, but you've got to balance that against the fact that those who DO agree with her politics have dehumanized while simultaneously sexualizing her.

    Don't believe me? GIS Sarah Palin + boner. Third image in.

  • Soapydog 1 year ago

    Sarah sexualizes herself. Just look at the things she says. *She* is the one who puts it out there, not the public.

    And if you can't see that, then you are just as blind as the rest of her bots.

  • Anonymous 1 year ago

    See more at http://Bu.tt/LouisCK

  • Twitter/vanguy 1 year ago

    Pretty sure he's on the Tonight Show tomorrow (Fri) night

  • Anonymous 1 year ago

    It's comedy, get over it. He's bold, daring and hilarious.

  • Curth 1 year ago

    It ain't comedy douche bag, it's pure hatred

  • Chili Challis 1 year ago

    It's a new fact of life folks. Social media is great but it does allow you to get hammered and send some intoxicated thoughts out to the world. You now can embarrass yourself internationally with things like twiter and facebook etc. I do think I'll cut LCK some slack and say it was just a comedy stunt set to go viral. Something to talk about tonight on my old boss' show.....The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

  • Willie G 1 year ago

    This loser should have his ass whipped. What a nasty piece of shit..

    If this is what passes for "comedy" now, we, as a society, are fucked.

  • Hector Cruz 1 year ago

    Love Louis C.K.! These are not the first set of tweets he's done against Sarah Palin he did while drunk. It's definitely intentional and not some sort of drunk tweeting debacle where he regrets it the next day. I don't think the "major media sites" care all that much. I don't care either, still a huge fan. Also, if Sarah Palin is what passes for a "politician" these day, we as a society are fucked.

  • curth 1 year ago

    No my friend, society is fucked when brainless idiots like yourself laud a talentless fool as a genius when all he is doing is stuff most of us stopped saying when we reached 13 years old. It ain't comedy , it's nothing but hatred and unfounded hatred for someone who never did a damn thing to him or any of the other CK supporters here. Immature minds and a society that has gone beyond shame is all that keeps losers like Szekely going.

  • Anonymous 1 year ago

    Nicely said, Hector. It is ironic that some are here judging the quality of my beloved Louis CK's wit when there is a "politician" out there doing a hell of a lot more damage than any comic possibly could. And yes, she does work her sexuality, blatantly, and gets what's coming to her as a result.

    Also, CK's humor is brilliant in that it relies on allowing his brain free rein. What happens, then, is most of what emerges does not necessarily land--especially when he's drinking and just screwing around. It's worth it. He's a genius.

  • Ceci 1 year ago

    To Anonymous: Nicely said, Hector. It is ironic that some are here judging the quality of my beloved Louis CK's wit when there is a "politician" out there doing a hell of a lot more damage than any comic possibly could.

    You are right. And the politician's name is Obama. Now why don't we replace the comedic genius and classy Louis CK's target for his jokes with the name Michelle Obama. Now that would be funny.

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