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Christian one-liners: God answers knee-mail

Corny or not, everyone loves a one-liner. Here are a few good ones and a few groaners from

  • Working for God does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world
  • If you can't sleep, try counting your blessings
  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
  • Where will you be seated in eternity ... smoking or non-smoking?
  • If God is your Copilot - you're in the wrong seat!

Proverbs 17:22
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine ...

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