According to a Dec. 27 report by E! Online, the model recently tweeted a photo of herself burying her copy of the "Fifty Shades" book in the sand. "Entire 1st page dedicated to hair brushing. 'Must not brush it wet' 'time for a ponytail' wow compelling stuff here #mysterysciencelibrary," she wrote. Chrissy was planning to live-tweet the book with humorous comments, a la "Mystery Science Theater 3000." However, it sounds like she found reading a few paragraphs of the book far more torturous than anything that Christian Grey can do in his playroom of pain.
"I have an extremely high pain tolerance. But I honestly don't think I can do this. This book is f--king horrendous," she wrote. She also complained that the book must have "started out as a mad libs," which isn't too far off—"Fifty Shades of Grey" is just "Twilight" fan fiction with a few character name changes. After reading just two pages, Chrissy decided to give up on Anastasia Steele and her inner goddess.
However, if Chrissy Teigen would have read further, perhaps parts of the book would have piqued her interest. She did recently reveal that she's willing to let hubby John Legend choke her in a bizarre Christmas Instagram video. Choking can be a part of BDSM play, so if Chrissy is into that, then perhaps she'd also enjoy some of the other kinky sex acts that "Fifty Shades" explores. She really should learn some new tricks—spanking and bondage are probably a little safer than strangling. However, Chrissy might end up choking herself after reading all of Anastasia Steele's "inner goddess" inner monologues.
Unfortunately, Chrissy is going to have a hard time learning all about shiny vagina balls now that she's buried her copy of the book on a beach somewhere in Mexico. Maybe whoever finds it will make it to the fun parts that involve hair pulling rather than hair styling (but they'll probably put it back where they found it when they get to the tampon scene).