New Jersey's Republican governor, Chris Christie, has not only become an Internet sensation sweeping the nation due to his major ownership of Liberal reporters, his winning remarks toward a lying school teacher but for his announcement that the "day of reckoning" has come as well.
A lot of people in Conservative, Tea Party and libertarian camps that don't have the pleasure of living in the Garden State and instead have to deal with governors like Schwarzenegger, Rendell and Paterson wish they could have a no-nonsense governor who is seemingly punching everyone's punk card on a daily basis. Chris Christie came to New Jersey to kick Union tail and chew bubble gum: and he's all out of bubble gum.
With that said, declarations of Christie's gubernatorial prowess flood this writer's Twitter account multiple times within a day. Even Glenn Beck has a segment of his radio show devoted to "Christie Porn" - that is, Glenn reports Internet blogging and glowing and gushing over Christie's actions.
Therefore, it is time for the Internet to replace its elongated and overplayed penchant for Chuck Norris Facts. It is now time to replace those Bunyan-esque Tall Tales with the new gospel of Chris Christie.
Ladies and gentlemen, with apologies to the millions of inventors of Chuck Norris Facts in which some of these are borrowed, here is the fifth installment of interesting things you may or may not have known about Governor Chris Christie:
BONUS: Governor Christie on Cavuto yesterday: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
- Chris Christie was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
- Chris Christie once participated in the Running of the Bulls. He walked.
- Applause follows Chris Christie wherever he goes.
- Even though they play in New Jersey, they're still called the New York Giants. This is because naming the team the New Jersey Giants would cause people to confuse them with Chris Christie.
- For every quarter paid to New Jersey's toll booths, Christie chops a Union rep in the Adam's Apple.
- Speaking of Jersey toll roads, the Garden State Parkway is Christie's driveway.
- The early bird gets the worm because Christie hates worms.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chris Christie.
- CCR actually does not stand for Creedence Clearwater Revival, it stands for Chris Christie Rules.
- Chris Christie once appeared on Jeopardy! He was the only contestant to ever win while questioning in the form of an answer.
- AP
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Comments
Looks like the conservative media is propping this moron up as their new hero. Why report facts? Don't think for yourself. Nevermind that Christie has done nothing to help anyone working and living in NJ, except for big businesscrats I'm sure they are satisfied with your brand new brain, Proctor. This is the most mindless thing I've ever read.
Shut the f up libtard
Wait a minute here.... Aren't the liberals supposed to be the cool, hip, fun guys? Obama plays golf, the writer makes jokes. What's the problem?
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