Casey Anthony murder suspect: the National Enquirer now there is a pair to draw too.
Casey Anthony according to the “National Enquirer” is reportedly upset over a stage play written by Steven Soderbergh. He gave the play the name “Tot Mom.”
The name in and by itself is offensive if it relates to this tragic event.
The only thing that makes this a story is that if, and it’s a very big if, the National Enquirer is telling the truth, which on rare occasion during a total eclipse of the sun they have been caught telling the truth at least twice.
In the words that one would expect to her from Nancy Grace: Casey who really gives a rip if you’re upset about anything girl! Come on I mean really! The aforementioned is not an actual quote from Ms. Nancy Grace, but in fact is a parody on what one might expect her to say.
The Parody continues below:
But then Nancy never at a loss for words would likely continue: Casey I feel the need to express to you the very real likelihood, that when the jury goes into that jury room, they are going to say, this girl went out to party when her child was supposedly kidnapped! Girl they are going to give you life in prison, and the parole board in Florida will be piping in day light until you’re well into your eighties. Now that’s just my opinion mind you!
So does the National Enquirer actually have a pipeline into Casey Anthony? Why not, she and that magazine have a lot in common, they’re both trash.
Would you go outside and check the sky if the National Enquirer said it were blue, You can bet the majority of Americans with an IQ above lukewarm would.
Does the above parody echo what Nancy Grace would likely say about this situation? In the words of a recent Vice Presidential candidate “You bet Ja!”
None of this meant to poke fun at the tragic events surrounding the death of Caylee Anthony. It is meant to demonstrate the circus that this defendant seems to be the ringmaster of in Florida.
Casey's attorney is denying that any of the information printed by the National Enquirer is true. But then again the same attorney is saying his client is not guilty.
Just to let you know
I have recently had a stroke that has resulted in some seizures. At times I make grammar errors as I don't always have someone available to proof read these articles, before I have to submit them. I try to do my best to keep the information fresh.
The old brain doesn't connect the dots as it once might have. The stroke dusted some of the dots of my dice I'm afraid. Thank you for being understanding.
Please feel free to point these errors out to me as I review all comments and try to use the information to give you a better article.
Comments
Thankyou for updating. My sympathies to you re the stroke. Good on you for not giving up. Best wishes for the future.
Thank you, it getting better but language skill are not as sharp as they once were I'm afraid. Thank you for the encouragement.
As I always read as much as I can about this little monster called Casey I came upon ur article and I was like a spongue soaking it all up.
Your a fab writer, thanks a million for it.
Greetings Ingrid The Netherlands Rotterdam
Doyle, sorry to hear about your stroke and hope you are feeling and doing better, it does take time..
The National Enquirer, IMO is a ragtag magazine, not to be believed. Even if this did occur, who cares if Casey is upset, I don't...Casey will reap what she sows. Justice for Caylee.
Linda Rose Thank you for your kind words most appreciated. Yes the National disgrace Enquirer is really on par with Casey. But hey that's my opinion. Thanks again.
Ingrid The Netherlands
thank you if only that were so I make a lot of mistakes these days but writing keeps my mind working. Hopefully if I exercise it enough what skills I once had may return.
Thank you again.
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