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Some are blessed with beauty, some are blessed with brains and then there are the rare and wonderful few who get a heapin’, steamin’, oh so HOT portion of both! Enter one blonde bombshell that I lovingly refer to as, “text 44686 KELLY (all caps) and beauty and brains collide in one delicious explosion where sexy meets smart with a few curves thrown in for good measure.
So if you’re going to go to Vegas, if you’re going to take on the Sin City and if you’re going to get your Bracketmaster on… Hot fills a moment, sexy might keep you occupied for weekend, but wrapping yourself around all that AND an IQ that would make Einstein blush… Makes this Morganette, MY MORGANETTE…. this side of superfine!
In a sit down and “show me what you got going on upstairs” conversation - Kelly got her Jeopardy on and shared a few factoids about that city, Vegas we love to love.
Kelly’s Did Ya’ Know List About Vegas
Ø Number of slot machines in the city 197,144
Ø Percentage of visitors who end up gambling during their stay 87%
Ø Hours per day average visitor spends gambling 3.9
Ø Annual state gaming revenue, in BILLIONS OF DOLLARS 9
Ø Average gambling budget per trip, in dollars $559
Ø Number of hotel rooms 124,270
Ø Average number of pillowcases washed daily at MGM Grand 15,000
Ø Average number of Vegas weddings per day 315
Ø Cost of Nevada marriage license, in dollars $35
Ø Average cost of filing for divorce in Nevada, in dollars $450
Ø Amount in miles of lighted neon tubing on the Strip and Downtown 15,000
What does Kelly have to say about all this? “Pretty is nice, there’s a place and a time for sexy, hot…? Just make sure you can stand the heat boys…”
Humble, grounded and the kind of girl you want to take home to mama; Kelly doesn’t ask for much… “I believe in love, world peace, global disarmament, restoring the economy back to what it was before the subprime bubble burst and I want to win this Bracketmaster contest likes nobody’s business!”
… Oh and one final request from the “Kell – O- Nator”… “Now that I’ve armed you with all these unbelievably important facts about Vegas remember to vote FOR ME, remember to text FOR ME (a lot!) And remember… I’ll be back.”
So now that you have everything it takes to hit the jackpot on “So You Think You’re Smarter Than A 5th Grader” take a moment to count your blessings, enjoy the photos and remember there’s nothing wrong with pretty as long as you know that it ends in a “Y” and not an “ie”
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Visit the Brackmaster site and enter to win $10,000 worth of prizes or....
Text your vote free and unlimited to 44686 KELLY (all caps)
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