On the Sept. 22 episode of "Call of the Wildman," Turtleman did it again. He made all his viewers wince, and some of them may have even thrown up a little in their mouths. Hearing a grown man repeatedly talk about "pooty poo" is almost too much to bear. Could he not use one of the many other possible word choices to describe animal feces?
Turtleman is such a ruggedly cool man, admired by men and women alike. Women, especially, are crazy about the Turtleman, Ernie Brown, Jr. It really seems uncharacteristic of such a brave animal wrestler to reel out a phrase like "pooty poo." It is understood that finding tell-tale signs like animal droppings is an integral part of Turtleman's investigation, but could he not just spare us the kindergarten description of his clues?
This week’s episode was incredibly exciting, as usual. Among the conquests, we saw Ernie singlehandedly wrestle a mink, an alligator turtle, and more. Fans everywhere anticipate Sunday night television because of the unbeatable Ernie Brown. But, please, Turtleman, stop saying, “Pooty Poo.”
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