The REAL Predictive Part II
(Holding breath pilate posing while simultaneously speed walking on treadmill which is automatically shifting to a more steep incline, but focus is diverted upon hearing your entrance.)
OH Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! (Crash.)
Sorry for the big spill, but we multi-tasking mutable signs try to juggle everything at once at the midnight hour, and I was trying to get as up to speed in as many physical activities as possible before Jupiter enters the element of exercise, fire, on January 26th.
So where were we? Right, as I was about to commence my next installment of predictions for the prosperity of all society, The Universe got in our face by flashing news items that were quite applicable to what had been relayed in Part I’s piece that needed to be immediately addressed during this transitional period as The Great Benefic shifts from the last sign of the Zodiac to the front of the Cosmic Orbital Line, thus Part II (Not Quite Yet).
On to the Predictive Real Deal!
Now, my New Year’s predictions speak of “with bounty and abundance for all.” (say that last part like the breathiest of 2nd graders after initially committing The Pledge of Allegiance to memory), BUT The King Of Planets is about to enter the sign known for focusing predominantly on me, me, and only me, Aries. Therefore a little attention needs to be given to just a subsection of the greater populace, focusing only on those born under the sign of self, ranging from confident self concern to downright blatant selfishness, Aries.
Break out the sprinting gear, Ram Children! Jupiter’s Visit will be just the way you like it: short, fast, and explosively sweet!
As previously stated, Jupiter takes roughly one calendar year for the largest planet in our Solar System to transit through each sign of the Zodiac. That’s the standard choice of travel for the King of Planets.
Not so, this year.
Come January 26th, not only will The Great Benefic be changing signs, but its entrance into the first sign of the Zodiac means an entirely new orbital around the Sun will begin as well! With that in mind, what kind of marketing pitch do most companies employ in the hopes that consumers will impulse buy their product?
By calling it “Old and Conventential?”
Close, but no. More like “New and Improved”. Aries is a cardinal sign and all the cardinals prefer to have as many aspects of their life to be as fresh and brand new as possible. And when something is considered fresh, things get exciting, and when things get exciting, they move fast. Hence, The King of Planets will be marching double time to the militaristic march when it transits the sign which rules both self and soldier, Aries.
In other words, Jupiter will be zipping through the first gate of the Zodiac Parkway in just 6 months, instead of its usual “1 year per sign” trek.
The thing I love about those born under the sign of the Ram is that after reading the preceding comment, instead of whining about what a cosmic gyp it is for The Great Benefic to kickbox its massive way through their sign in under half the usual allotted planetary time, most Aries are saying either to themselves or out loud “Bring it ON, Bro!”
And my Ram Kids, Just because The King of Planets is power sprinting through the sign of power bars, does not necessarily mean that every Aries will be getting only half the RTBA (Recommended Transit Blessing Allowance).
That’s a Jupiter sized Negatory!
Your sign will have the full scale equivalent of Jupiterian blessings bomb-dropped in front of each of your horn headed paths as The Great Benefic hurdles through your sign, but in half the time, due to your sign being inherently adept at the art of risk taking.
The King of Planets, In a Nutshell
What is the most basic astrological meaning behind the role Jupiter plays in the lives of those who reside on Planet Earth? In as cozy a compacted nutshell description as possible: Futuristic Growth Based on Risk.
When translated to Arien: Jupiter transits were custom made for your sign!
Far too many times, I’ll spot a person most likely of the earth or fixed sign varieties from far off making a particular kind of unblinking, furrowed brow beeline straight for me as if I’m the closest representative of the Karmic Customer Service Department within sight. The disgruntled indignation tells me right away that a Jupiter transit has fully come and gone for them. As they brusquely begin to claim their keen dissatisfaction of being led down a path of Jupiterian Fool’s Gold, by of all Karmic Slick Willy swindlers, me in particular, I will interruptedly interject:
“Did you take any risks or did you stay set in your daily regimen ways?”
I never seem to garner a response after asking that question since it freezes them in mid-complaint every time.
When Jupiter transits one’s sign, people, events, and/or opportunities of all kinds will be dropped directly in front of our paths. Many times, these droppings of luck may not appear like anything special, but they are never part of our day to day worlds or regular routines. If we take the time to step off our standard beaten path and either investigate or take a little risk with these things placed right in front of us, the potential for future benefit is king of planets sized. If, however, we don’t do anything different than what we’re used to doing, the Jupiterian time frame won’t stand out at all and will appear like any other cloistering of typical, to be expected, months in one’s life.
When considering the above Jupiterian conditions with the inherent traits of the Aries personality, the end result is a resounding Yee-ha! The Aries person is naturally risk taking, mostly due to their sense of spontaneity and need for things to be as brand new as possible. Although The Great Benefic will be taking ½ the usual planetary time to trek through their sign, every Aries still stands to gain as many benevolent blessings as if The King of Planets were doing a standard yearly run, since they will most likely be butting heads the instant anything Jupiterian lands in front of them!
Hurdle head first off your usual beaten paths as often as you can from January through June of 2011, my Ram Kids! If you look into and do a bit of ram risking with any of those people, places or things that are not part of your typical scene, your gains may be exponential by New Year’s 2012!
Before returning to the entire batch of us Earthlings, I want to shift the astrological focus from a sub-strata of society to a possible heralding of the sign of the times that shall be to all people, both present and future. Sounds a bit Biblical huh? Well, this particular time around of The Great Benefic beginning a new orbital around the Sun could very well have similar implications to a particular set up in the Bible when heavenly beings appeared before common Joe Shlomos announcing that a Messiah had been born and that a New Age of Man had begun. I proposed the idea of Jupiter's upcoming entry into Aries having some possible generational or historical significance in my "Goodwill Towards Men" article for Pisces. To quote myself:
"Jupiter fully orbiting The Sun occurs every 12 years. Although this planetary occurrence is not considered rare since it occurs multiple times in the course of the average human's life cycle, The Great Benefic beginning a new orbital cycle has for centuries bore great symbolic meaning.
The best example of Jupiter beginning a new orbital cycle as it entered through the sign of Aries WHILE there was a changing of the Ages of Man was put to music that is sung yearly, right around this time, as a matter of fact:
"They looked up and saw a Star
Shining in the East beyond them far
And to the earth it gave great light
And so it continued both day and night."
Jupiter's reflected Sunlight gives enough illumination that The King of Planets is considered a star in its own right. Interestingly, when The Age of Pisces, which is also categorized as The Age of the Savior, The Age of the Messiah, The Age of Christendom, was newly beginning, Jupiter's transit into Aries at that time was quite extraordinary. It is now widely believed that the star "shining in the East" otherwise known as the Star of Bethlehem was actually a very atypical, unusually illuminated version of The Great Benefic with Venus and Mars on either side. The conjunction of the 2 "Benefic" planets along with Mars placed together in the sign of Aries created a large twinkling heavenly body, that from the Earth's perspective appeared stationary, hovering over the longitude and latitude of the globe that calculated to being directly above a tiny village in modern day Israel known as Bethlehem.
Will the Heavens very soon foretell of the arrival of a new or returning Messiah or of the birth of a world leader that will alter the course of history?" (see updated note at bottom of article)
I guess we'll all be finding that out sooner than later. In the meanwhile, it's back to everything being about us, us, us, because we finally have reached the remainder of Brad's 2011 Predictions for the Prosperity of All!
Think Aries, Not In Human Form
How my 2010 Predictions all came to pass was due to my taking the overall traits of the sign of Pisces and applying them to a societal framework, so that as many people would be affected as possible in a benevolent/blessings kind of way. The same principle will be used for 2011 except the applied sign is Aries. We already have seen the 2 areas of life associated with Aries that I discussed in Part I (The Military & Athletics) come into prominence for better or worse, let's throw the remainder of those lamb chops on the grill of goodness and see what else I can cook up!
Advancements of "The Head"
Each sign of the Zodiac rules over a part of the body, Aries rules the head. The area of the body ruled by one's sign is often susceptible to problems, maladies, or overall weakness. For many an Arien, this physical susceptibility will rear its ugly HEAD (get it?) in the form of headaches or migraines. For those Aries lucky enough not to have this natural state of head hurt, the rest of you Ram Kids usually bring it on externally through concussions by having your daredevil or clumsy heads crash into things. I predict that the first half of 2011 will show some major scientific advancements and/or breakthroughs, so that headache/migraine sufferers will be given some much needed pain eradication. Since there are many variables as to why a person suffers a migraine or bad headache, I cannot say 2011 will see the cure of the human migraine once and for all, BUT many causes to the headache may be shed illumination, thus curing a number of headache/migraine sources.
2011 may also see Jupiterian blessings affecting the subject matter of "The Head" in the form of resurrection-like rejuvenation, be it re-runs of Herman's or return to the living of Walt Disney's
Diamonds!
Along with a part of the body, every sign of the Zodiac is assigned to a particular gem stone. Aries' just happens to be the most hard headed of the bunch (another head joke, get it?) - diamonds. People, diamonds play various important roles in our world other than what Paris Hilton plea bargains her way out of jail with! Besides decorative jewelry, since they are considered to be the most durable stuff on earth diamonds are used in cutting edge technology to do precisely that, cut. I predict that the first half of 2011 will shine blessings upon the stuff that is made when the earth is at its hottest, so that mankind will find even more innovative things to do with diamonds besides fully cover a tiara made for any of Paris' chihuahuas! And if that's not enough, then new deposits of diamonds within the earth's crust will be discovered this year so that every Hilton pet will have fully encrusted head gear!
Metals
Besides glitzy diamonds, Aries rules over anything metallic or iron based. The global market is changing based on the availability of metal reserves and iron deposits. I predict that not only will there be more reserves of much in demand iron ore discovered in the first half of 2011, but that scientific breakthroughs will be made with the actual composition of metals themselves, whether they be pseudo metallic alloys or synthetic material with the consistency of metal but with far greater flexibility to withstand extreme heat and pressure.
"You were the CUTEST Baby!"
Since Aries is the very first sign of the Zodiac, the "Age of Man" related to that sign is babydom! Because of their sign's influence during the years of 0-2, many an Aries will be told what a crime to humanity it is that their baby aged selves weren't used as the prototype for Gerber Foods or all things Hummel. During the infancy years, not only is the human body showing its most potent abilities to grow, but also (God Forbid) to heal and re-grow vital cells and organ tissues. I predict the first half of 2011 will show vast leaps of knowledge being gained regarding the magical abilities of babies to grow and heal, so that the rest of us bigger babies may greatly benefit.
England, France, & Germany - The War Mongers
Along with body parts and gems, each sign of the Zodiac rules over various countries as well. Since Aries is ruled by the God of War, it should be no surprise this sign rules over the countries that wreaked the most war carnage and havoc over a prominent portion of Western history! Keep your tops on, the next thing I'm not about to go into detail over is how much more advancement Jupiter will shine upon anything war-like! In our most recent times, England, France and Germany have been in a state of war, but with their economies. Germany and France have had to bear the brunt of the Euro's weakest links (Ireland and Greece, this means you), whereas England has had to fend for itself as a euro-less nation. I predict that the first half of 2011 will see some much needed resuscitation to all 3 countries' financial infrastructures and economic pulses, but not enough for any of them to feel so good as to want to play the board game "Risk" - for real.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SU!
Back when I was a tot, my babysitter oftentimes was my newly returned from Okinawa, former Marine Corps cousin. Instead of turning on the boob tube while warning me to keep it down, my militaristic cousin took me to see martial art films. Yes, there was an occasional Chuck Norris flick now and then, but the majority of them were the real deal. In other words, Bruce Li wasn't dubbed. Not only was watching a film like "The Seven Deadly Sins" thoroughly exciting, my cousin would explain in full detail afterwards how many more deadly ways there were to vanquish a foe if ever I needed to. I predict the first half of 2011 will see a fascinated interest in the pursuit of, and horrified but thrilled crowd watching of, anything related to the ancient and o so deadly martial arts!
With that in mind.......
Remember American Gladiator?! Actually I'll stop the madness right there.
Blood & Guts, I mean, Action Adventure Flicks
What do guys like Steven Seagal, Russell Crowe, and Steve McQueen have in common? Along with making films saturated in blood and violence, they actually live them in reality too! They're all Aries. It's no surprise that most of the leading stars of those Aries ruled films categorized as "Action/Adventure" are naturally born Head Butters themselves! I predict that the biggest blockbuster films of 2011 (this includes overage into the summer with film completion officially being done while Jupiter is in Aries) are where the girly vampire fangs are replaced with good old fashioned extensions of the male appendage, the oozie, portable machine gun, custom made xtra large silencer, you get the aggressive pig headed male picture.
That should be enough lamb choppage for now. By the time you've digested all of my Jupiter in Aries predictions, I'll be asking how you like your burgers cooked since the second half of the year will have The Great Benefic influencing all things bovine, aka Taurus.
Until then, I'll be moooooooooooooooooooving right along!
** A mere 8 (the astrological # of transformation and resurrection) days into its brand new orbital trek in the sign of Aries, archaeologists in Israel believe they have stumbled upon the tomb of the prophet Zechariah! According to the website of the Vatican Museums, Zechariah is believed to have lived around 500 B.C.,and The book of Zechariah speaks of the return of the Jews from exile in Babylon as well as the coming of the Messiah.
The Great Benefic is right on schedule, and the mighty planet's trip has just newly begun!
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