Brad Kronen's Societal Predictions Of Prosperity For The Year That Comes Before 2012
Part II - Not Quite Just Yet
(Eyelids snap-retracting wide open.)
Back so soon, are we? Ummm, Fantabulous! It appears that oracles of the 21st century kind aren't allowed a few moments to exhale, let alone 5 minutes for a rejuvenating facial mud mask accompanied with eye bag obliterating cucumber and water cress optic sheaths, but thus is how the die have been cast for your always-young-buck-appearanced astrologer!
Now, while I power blast this blizzard layer of goop off my face, I ask all of you to ponder some recent national news headlines in light of the Jupiterian influenced subject matter already discussed in Part I.
It seems as if The Great Benefic has gotten wind of my societal predictions for 2011, since The King Of Planets has influenced both Arien subject matters from Part I's article, even before fully departing the deep Piscean waters scheduled for this upcoming January 26th! The largest planet amped things up for both Aries-ruled categories but in juxtaposing ways, in order to prepare us for its upcoming shift of zodiacal signs.
The Military, The Pentagon, & The Armed Forces
The military, in particular the purpose and responsibilities of high ranking military commanding officers, both in active duty and retired, were put under national scrutiny this week with the expulsion of U.S. Navy Commander, Captain Owen Honors, from his post as executive officer of the aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Enterprise, along with the current investigation behind the mysterious murder of former Pentagon official, John Wheeler, whose body was found projecting from the debris of a garbage dump truck in Newark, Delaware on December 31st.
Both military news makers were amped up in a major Jupiterian way, the former for its extensive amount of evidence found to be damaging and/or offensive, the latter for its almost total dearth of evidence, along with its minimal amount of “Twin Peaks” like clues which are the only definites for the time being regarding the death of one of the highest ranking former Pentagon officials that, of itself, reads like a NY Times bestselling murder mystery.
I surmise both military events will prove to be examples of Universal expansion brought to society's attention by The Great Benefic of behavior and actions which had to be recognized and should be fully eradicated as Jupiter prepares to soon bestow blessings on the armed forces when it enters the sign of the military in just a few weeks.
Although much needs to be determined and proved behind the murder of John Wheeler, The Universe deemed Captain Honors' actions to be unacceptable and inappropriate, regardless of how well supported they were, given the numerous Facebook members' entries in the Naval commander's favor. Jupiter cleared the deck of the Captain and his adolescent actions right before entering the sign of the military as an indication that lewd behavior of a high ranking military officer, no matter how unifying it may have been interpreted by some, would never be associated with anything considered Universally blessed or benevolent.
The preceding karmic point of military debate is even further emphasized with the realization that the high ranked military officer in question comes from the branch of the armed forces associated with the ocean, The Navy, and his expulsion was brought to national attention and finalized as The Great Benefic sails through the final degrees of the zodiacal sign associated with the ocean, Pisces.
Athletes & Athletics
Class, as mentioned in Part I, what did Brad determine to be the polar opposite to Athletics?
“Ummmm, Obesity?”
That's right. Well just this very day, CNN.com reported that not only is America chock full of obese beings, south of the border is too. According to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, 69.5% of the Mexican population aged 15 and older is overweight or obese. This is the highest rate in the world, even higher than in the United States, which when Brad published Part I, had the highest rate, and the United Kingdom, which has the highest in Europe.
To offset that gorged with grim reality news item, do you recall one of my predictions in Part I mentioning something about The Great Benefic clobbering the American public with its benevolent rays, so that American sports fans would take note of and become rabidly obsessed with more sports than just the 3 ending in “ball”?
You do? Good! Well I was all wrong in any case, because Americans for the most part don't pay a lick of attention whatsoever to any of the “ball” sports whenever they are performed or reported within the ladies arena!
However, The King of Planets is already stating in a world record breaking way, THAT'S GOTTA CHANGE!
On December 21st, 2010, the ladies from the state where your astrologer with baby bottom skin hails from, Connecticut, of the UCONN Women's Basketball Team made history when they gained their 89th win against Florida State, surpassing the 88 game winning streak set by the UCLA men's basketball team in 1974 and breaking the world record for having the most consecutive wins in NCAA Division I Basketball History.
The UCONN lady champs racked in a whopping total of 90 straight wins before losing to Stanford on December 30th, which for some of the girls was their first loss as a Lady Husky EVER.
And with that latest news update already in my portentous favor for what I see coming to pass in 2011, as well as the last of that skin product shelac being finally jackhammered off of my psychic gord, let's continue with seeing what blessings lay ahead for society at large in 2011!
The Real Part II Coming Soon!














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Fantastic article! "your astrologer with baby bottom skin" may be the best line ever!
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