What took you so long? You can’t even sell cookies.
Why are earth would any organization seeking to support children, except the young Republicans and they are crawling with gays- closeted and otherwise, not open their doors to everyone?
This column understands. There shouldn’t be any girls. So that means please, no lawsuits inre same. Sometimes a guy has to hang around with just guys. But after that gender distinction, what is the problem with any boy who wants to join?
A Scout is: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent.
Nowhere does it state he must be heterosexual. In fact, substitute gay for cheerful and mission accomplished.
Let any boy in.
Because, frankly BSA, you are not cool. When this column’s son was of an age to join, he never would have even considered the option. There were too many other activities including sports and developing and navigating friendships independent of a formal group.
One of his peers did join a troop but only told me. He knew his friends would harass and mock him nonstop.
As the South Park tots would say, the Boy Scouts are gay. No reference to sexual orientation. Not clear? Watch the cartoon for five minutes.
This column never made it beyond the Brownies, the feeder group of the Girl Scouts. And by the way, any organization that gets attacked by conservatives is doing something right.
Back to the Girl Scouts. There was something about uniforms, plus saluting, troop formation and other para military aspects that was off putting to this column when this column was young.
Actually, such things are problematic in any person or association now. And speaking of faux military folks who are crazy...
Ted Nugent. Mister, if you are planning an uprising against the government, try the element of surprise. Because frankly, you are already outgunned. And outsmarted.