Boring job interview? Try answering their questions with famous quotes

Interviewing for a job sucks.  It's awkward, usually worthless, and the questions are often ridiculous. Of all the terrible job interview situations, none are more excruciating than the interviews that drag on after realizing you don't even want the job.  But what do you do? Excuse yourself from the interview? Too rude. Continue answering all of the questions seriously? Too boring. The only real solution is to start answering their questions with famous quotes from movies and celebrities. It provides you with the entertainment you need to survive the rest of the interview and the interviewee will likely take your answers seriously.

Here are 10 examples of job interview questions answered brilliantly by celebrity and movie quotes:

1. What are the key elements of measuring performance and how can you establish whether an outcome represents a success?

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle, former Vice President

2. How have you learned from previous mistakes?

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
- Dan Quayle, former Vice President

3. Describe a difficult situation you've been in and how you overcame it.

I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.
- Frank Bruno, former professional boxer

4. What is your opinion of your previous manager?

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
- George W. Bush, former President

5. What are some of your career goals?

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first
- George Rogers, former NFL running back

6. How do you think you can help this department?

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
- Jason Kidd, NBA player

7. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.
- Yogi Berra, former MLB player

8. What efforts have you made, or been involved with, to foster diversity competence and understanding?

People out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
- Caitlin Upton, former Miss America contestant

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