While visiting with Country today, (Dallas’ top outlaw biker story author), he mentioned his ‘three frontier books’. He sent information about those today and you’ll find it at the bottom of this column.
Meanwhile, let’s slip a short snippet of one of his adventures in Federal Penitentiary.
We had an Amazon female guard who wasn’t all that bad looking except for the fact she put on a male persona to bluff the inmates. We called her Jane Wayne.
One time, a Mexican youngster had just been released from the SHU (Security Housing Unit) and his homies got him drunk to celebrate. Jane Wayne ran up on him staggering down the hallway.
She accosted him, demanding to know where the liquor was.
The young Mexican leaned over, looked her in the eyes and said, ”Oh Senora!” then reached out and grabbed a hand full of Jane Wayne’s female genitalia.
She shrieked and rose up on her tip toes, then began to give the drunken youngster an "ass whipping”.
I could hardly see it for the tears in my eyes . . . I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe!
Country has been busy writing some frontier books that you will find at this Link. Knowing Country (and the type of stuff that runs around in his cranium), I bet he’ll have some rough and brutal stories to tell us.