Heidi Montag "dancing" at the Miss Univers
2009 Pageant (AP Photo/Andres Leighton)
If you saw Heidi Montag “perform” her new “song” at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant on Sunday night, you’ve probably convinced yourself that no one could look like a less coordinated bumbling bimbo than the former star of “The Hills” herself. But for Howard Stern Show fans, Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe train wreck was greatly reminiscent of another pageant winner who prides herself on crashing into things: Andrea Ownbey, aka Miss Howard Stern. Miss Howard Stern could just give Heidi Montag at the Miss Universe pageant a run for her money.
Miss Howard Stern has been stumbling across stages and lip synching to 80s songs in her bedroom for years now, and even occasionally shows off her moves in public. Of course, since Miss Howard Stern’s recent near-fatal car accident earlier in the summer in which she suffered a severe head injury, she and Heidi Montag are now closer to intellectual equals.
Comparing Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe video to footage of Miss Howard Stern doing shots and jiggling around the studio is like comparing videos of ADHD kids fingerpainting without their Ritalin—both hilarious and disturbing.
Judge for yourself who’s got the best moves in the videos below.
Check out the Heidi Montag Miss Universe video here:
Check out the Miss Howard Stern in-studio video here. The "dancing" kicks in at about 50 seconds:
YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!!!!!
In other Howard Stern related Miss Universe news Dayana Mendoza, the surprise hit Howard Stern Show guest of the summer and 2008 Miss Universe winner, relinquished her crown to another Miss Venezuela, 18-year-old Stefania Fernandez. It is the first time in Miss Universe history that a representative from the same country has won the title back to back.
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Comments
Made me laugh.
John McCain picked a girl and it wasn't Heidi. Not picking Heidi for the vice president, it's just cold. Also the song Fashion, it's the best song of my life. My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!
Everyone critizing Montag will look like fools in a few years. This woman has talent and for her I envision a career much like Madonnas, where she is able to stay on top for decades. Her lack of intelligence is blown out of proportion. The Rebublicans attempted to get a VP elected that couldn't name what periodicals she read nor knew that Africa is a continent, NOT a country. AND, they envisioned that IDIOT as only being a heartbeat away from running our country!!! If Palin was "smart" enough to potentially run the country, Montag has more than enough smarts to be a great entertainment star!!
The Varmint
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"Of course, since Miss Howard Stern’s recent near-fatal car accident earlier in the summer in which she suffered a severe head injury, she and Heidi Montag are now closer to intellectual equals."
Wow, that's cold.
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