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Bieber, a disfunctional Canadian import but don't ask Rob Ford

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Rob Ford, the out of control Mayor of Toronto increased his 15 minutes of fame by sticking up for another headline-grabbing Canadian, Justin Bieber.

Bieber who is now proud recipient of a now 100,000 signature on-line White House petition to deport him from the US, is tied neck and neck with Ford as the person we want most to ‘just go away.’

He has achieved the status of ‘persona non grata’ in the pricey Buckhead neighborhood of Atlanta for simply looking at homes.

Ford said Bieber is only 19 and asked the radio personalities, who called Bieber ‘Canada's worst export,’ to think about Curling.

“We share just about the same toxicology report” Ford said, excitedly, “although I’ve probably had more drugs in my system per se’”

Bieber was charged with assault for allegedly hitting a Toronto limousine driver several times in the back of the head in an incident last month.

“I saw a fly land on the guy’s head and I thought I’d help” said a perplexed Bieber, “they carry a lot of germs.”

Ford, who has admitted smoking crack while in a drunken stupor reached out to Bieber like a dysfunctional parent who smoked pot in the 60’s and has since gone on to stronger drugs.

Through his press agent, Bieber said, “I just want to find out who his dealer is. I heard he gets the best s--t.”

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