Betty White's Off Their Rockers for February 12, 2013

Nicole Richie joined Ms. Betty White for this evening's show (February 12, 2013). It was followed with a special showing from season one of the some of the more memorable stunts and pranks (Please, see next article).

What follows is a list of self-styled skits and a smattering of quotes.

Blind Man Feeding Pigeons

Old Ladies Chatting

Food Stealer

Lady Hiding From her Man

Nuns for Breast Cancer

No Cell Phone Zone
Man: Requesting back up. I have a hostile cell phone user.

Senior's Kissing on a Scooter

Cursing Asian

Birthday Birthday Sheila
Betty: Oh, of course officer, we've been bad.

Please, Marry Our Son
Man: You look like good breeding stock.

Dirty Martini

Could You Wait on Me?

Loud Music

Texting Help
Man: Chicks are crazy.

Loud Telephone Conversation
Female viewer: That's so messed up.

Three's a Crowd

Help Taping My Car
Man: I wanna make it secure.

Senior Ride-Along
Betty: That's right. Big Mama handles the Hog.

Take My Picture

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