Betty White's Off Their Rockers for February 12, 2013: Special (Video)

Following Ms. Betty White's Off Their Rockers this evening (February 12, 2013) was a special showing (The Best of...) from season one of the some of the more memorable stunts and pranks.

What follows is a list of self-styled skits and a smattering of quotes.

Fore!

My Boyfriend Just Sent me a Text

Blind Man Feeding Pidgeons

Oxygen Man
Oxygen Man: I could use a hit right now, I'll tell ya.
Oxygen Man: Thought it was gonna explode. Forget about it.

Do You Have the Time?
Man: New at what, just sitting here?

Queen Betty

Horn-Blowing Scooter Granny

Viewer Mail

Can You Dial For Me?

Egg Shopper

Can You Dial For Me? Part Two

Cleaning a Toilet and Serving Beverages

Nuns and Breast Awareness
Nuns: Breast awareness!

Where to eat?

A Glass of Wine a Day

Citizens for a Beautiful Planet
Poller: ...since you are unattractive, would you consider never having children?

Man With a Shirt Over a Pole
Shirt Man: Is everything okay?

Loud Party-Goer Talk

Pranking Discussion
Man: Nobody would call the cops on you.

Clear the Area
Man: Take her down.

Senior Party Bus

Watch My Scooter, Please

Goodbye, Hugo

Things You Didn't Know About Betty White

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