What follows is a list of self-styled skits and a smattering of quotes.
My Boyfriend Just Sent me a Text
Blind Man Feeding Pidgeons
Oxygen Man: I could use a hit right now, I'll tell ya.
Oxygen Man: Thought it was gonna explode. Forget about it.
Do You Have the Time?
Man: New at what, just sitting here?
Horn-Blowing Scooter Granny
Can You Dial For Me?
Can You Dial For Me? Part Two
Cleaning a Toilet and Serving Beverages
Nuns and Breast Awareness
Nuns: Breast awareness!
Where to eat?
A Glass of Wine a Day
Citizens for a Beautiful Planet
Poller: ...since you are unattractive, would you consider never having children?
Man With a Shirt Over a Pole
Shirt Man: Is everything okay?
Loud Party-Goer Talk
Man: Nobody would call the cops on you.
Clear the Area
Man: Take her down.
Senior Party Bus
Watch My Scooter, Please
Things You Didn't Know About Betty White
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