Become a Certified Zombie Marketer!

In these uncertain times, is there any way to feel secure about your life? The job market is down, debt is up, and the zombie apocalypse is coming.

Wait.

The zombie apocalypse is coming?

Yes. As of this writing, it is going to happen in 4 months, 18 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes... and counting. Worried? Don't be. Because life will continue after Z-Day, and you're going to need some new skills to carry on in the business world - you'll still have to pay the bills.

Local organization Trippco.net has the answer to all your questions. But first you have to answer a few for them. Go to their website and follow three easy steps. In moments, you'll get your Zombie Marketing Survival Certification (CZMS)!

You can also get a zombie marketing kit. After doing extensive field research, the Tripp Co. Creative team has put together a survival kit to help you market to the brain biters. The kit includes tips for success as well as practice targets and lethal marketing tactics for you to practice your campaign effectiveness.

Head to their website now for full details.

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