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A unicorn was found walking along Sunset Beach on Saturday morning. It was a beautiful woman named Ariel who is simultaneously a sportswriter covering basketball, baseball, football and tennis, as well as pulling off a career as a successful academic.

Upon discovery by a Seal Beach fisherman, she was immediately taken to the Psychology Department at UC Irvine for study. The building has been put under tight security. Ariel may be released back into the wild within the next week as she's showing signs of stress in captivity.

There is an ongoing protest outside the building calling for the woman's rights but it seems to be having little impact.

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A unicorn was discovered walking along Sunset Beach on Saturday morning. It was a beautiful woman named Ariel who is simultaneously a sportswriter covering basketball, baseball, football and tennis, as well as pulling off a career as a successful academic.

Upon discovery by a Seal Beach fisherman, she was immediately taken to the Psychology Department at UC Irvine for study. The building has been put under tight security. Ariel may be released back into the wild within the next week as she's showing signs of stress in captivity.

There is an ongoing protest outside the building calling for the woman's rights but it seems to be having little impact.

Story developing.

A unicorn was discovered walking along Sunset Beach on Saturday morning. It was a beautiful woman named Ariel who is simultaneously a sportswriter covering basketball, baseball, football and tennis, as well as pulling off a career as a successful academic.

Upon discovery by a Seal Beach fisherman, she was immediately taken to the Psychology Department at UC Irvine for study. The building has been put under tight security. Ariel may be released back into the wild within the next week as she's showing signs of stress in captivity.

There is an ongoing protest outside the building calling for the woman's rights but it seems to be having little impact.

Story developing.

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