In Iowa Thursday GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann signed a controversial anti-gay, conservative Christian pledge.
Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions. She believes that the Chinese are plotting to replace the dollar bill, that light bulbs are killing our dogs and cats, and that God personally chose her to become both an IRS attorney who would spend years hounding taxpayers and a raging anti-tax Tea Party crusader against big government.
The following is a sample of tweets from the relevant Twitter stream:
If you support Michele Bachmann you support a stagnant future that rejects all people with views different from the religious right.
Check out the pledge Michelle Bachmann has signed - Best of luck, America :-)
Bachmann signs pledge vowing to ban "all forms" of pornography:
Michele Bachmann wants poor people to "have faith in God," then they won't need welfare - Bachmannia...
Bachmann pledged to recognize the benefits of "robust childbearing" to US "strategic and actuarial health and security."
"I love the constitution & freedom so much, I'm going to curtail free speech & tell you what to do in the bedroom." -Bachmann, basically














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