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Artie Lange: 'We don't know where he is' says Howard Stern

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Artie Lange was hospitalized for super duper secret reasons on Saturday evening,. 

As of Wednesday night, not a shred of new information has come to light on the condition or whereabouts of the Howard Stern Show sidekick.

Howard Stern, who has artfully dodged discussions of Artie Lange's health out of respect for the family's wishes, admitted on Wednesday's broadcase that even he doesn't know the whereabouts of the distressed comedian:

"I'm not sure Artie hasn't left the show. We don't know where he is."

Howard Stern's statement was the most news fans have gotten on Artie Lange in days. The news that the King of All Media himself doesn't know Artie Lange's whereabouts may quell the nerves of some Howard Stern Show fans ticked off that Stern refused to share insider details on Artie Lange's status with his obsessive audience.

If Howard Stern doesn't know where Artie Lange is, then that means he's suffering just as much as the rest of us.

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Liz Brown is a freelance writer living in Hollywood, California. She has been listening to Howard Stern for fifteen years and aspires to one day scream "Baba Booey!" in a grossly inappropriate public forum. Contact Liz here.

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